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You just got NUBLITIZED.
Hello, all!
The name is Beck, Beck_Hansen. I've ben called many things, including Becky-boo, Becky-kun, just Becky, Walrus Scumboo, Michael, Miky, Mike, and the Fourth Bandito. You can call me whatever suits your fancy, since I always liked getting new names.
Guess this is the part where I tell you about me... I guess there's a few things to say.
::~> I haven't been single for a while, silleh Gaia! My fault for not updating sooner, though...
::~> I have Long Chestnut brown hair. Yes, lower back length. Deal.
::~> I am the Master of Time and Space. All powerful, bitches.
::~> Zana and I will someday rule the world side-by-side. Even if we get irritating after a while, you'll have to enjoy it. ^_^
::~> I am the DDR master of Washington. I am accepting any and all challengers from the area.
::~> Same goes for Guitar Hero, I am the best there's ever been. Well, I'm working on it, but I'll be the best someday, dammit!
::~> I am a psycopath, and will eventually go on a homicidal killing spree.
::~> I'm a Follower of Yawgthma. I made the whole damn religion up. Are you an atheist? Want info? Ask me.
::~> I am a sadomasochistic pyromaniac! I'm a living Mary-Sue! XD
::~> My catchphrase is "Sex on the Tele can't hurt you... Unless, of course, you fall off." ^_^
::~> "I'm a writer with a Ph. D in bullshitting... No wonder I get all the girls." That's a Michaelism, folks!
::~> My favorite quote... "Life is a drink, and you get drunk, when you're young!" Paul Weller, lead singer of The Jam.
::~> I'll add things later. YOU WAIT.
You are Lust. What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.Why you do it: Oh, please. We all know why.Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses. Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with the cow and the color blue.
This is my fairy.
Fairy Color: Amethyst
His name is Bruhaha, and he can turn any substance...to cheese!
You Belong in 1962
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
What Year Do You Belong In?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatyeardoyoubelonginquiz/
Mr. Bad Example
I started as an altar boy, working at the church,
Learning all my holy moves, doing some research.
Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund..."
I'd leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund!
I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store,
Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score.
I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane,
And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan.
I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins!
I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in...
I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth...
I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I cross!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt,
I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me,
'Cause I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamy
Of course I went to law school and took a law degree,
And counseled all my clients to plead insanity.
Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald,
Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called!
Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer...
I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair.
I put my last few francs down on a prostitute,
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute!
Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig,
And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig?
And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide,
Looking through the want ads sipping Fosters in the shade.
I opened up an agency somewhere down the line,
To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines.
But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut,
And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot.
I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt,
I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me,
'Cause I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy
I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air,
And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear.
I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals...
I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals!
Me and Miss Fran!
Hello, all!
The name is Beck, Beck_Hansen. I've ben called many things, including Becky-boo, Becky-kun, just Becky, Walrus Scumboo, Michael, Miky, Mike, and the Fourth Bandito. You can call me whatever suits your fancy, since I always liked getting new names.
Guess this is the part where I tell you about me... I guess there's a few things to say.
::~> I haven't been single for a while, silleh Gaia! My fault for not updating sooner, though...
::~> I have Long Chestnut brown hair. Yes, lower back length. Deal.
::~> I am the Master of Time and Space. All powerful, bitches.
::~> Zana and I will someday rule the world side-by-side. Even if we get irritating after a while, you'll have to enjoy it. ^_^
::~> I am the DDR master of Washington. I am accepting any and all challengers from the area.
::~> Same goes for Guitar Hero, I am the best there's ever been. Well, I'm working on it, but I'll be the best someday, dammit!
::~> I am a psycopath, and will eventually go on a homicidal killing spree.
::~> I'm a Follower of Yawgthma. I made the whole damn religion up. Are you an atheist? Want info? Ask me.
::~> I am a sadomasochistic pyromaniac! I'm a living Mary-Sue! XD
::~> My catchphrase is "Sex on the Tele can't hurt you... Unless, of course, you fall off." ^_^
::~> "I'm a writer with a Ph. D in bullshitting... No wonder I get all the girls." That's a Michaelism, folks!
::~> My favorite quote... "Life is a drink, and you get drunk, when you're young!" Paul Weller, lead singer of The Jam.
::~> I'll add things later. YOU WAIT.
You are Lust. What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.Why you do it: Oh, please. We all know why.Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses. Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with the cow and the color blue.
This is my fairy.
Fairy Color: Amethyst
His name is Bruhaha, and he can turn any substance...to cheese!
You Belong in 1962
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
What Year Do You Belong In?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatyeardoyoubelonginquiz/
Mr. Bad Example
I started as an altar boy, working at the church,
Learning all my holy moves, doing some research.
Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund..."
I'd leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund!
I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store,
Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score.
I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane,
And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan.
I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins!
I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in...
I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth...
I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I cross!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt,
I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me,
'Cause I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamy
Of course I went to law school and took a law degree,
And counseled all my clients to plead insanity.
Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald,
Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called!
Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer...
I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair.
I put my last few francs down on a prostitute,
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute!
Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig,
And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig?
And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide,
Looking through the want ads sipping Fosters in the shade.
I opened up an agency somewhere down the line,
To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines.
But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut,
And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot.
I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt,
I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt!
I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me,
'Cause I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy
I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air,
And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear.
I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals...
I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals!
Me and Miss Fran!
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This is my life. No wonder my journal sucks.
Bear with me here. Your brain on drugs is like a fried egg in a frying pan, riiight? Well, after reading my journal, it'll be a hard-boiled egg with a moustache, a top hat, and a monocle. ENJOY!!!
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