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cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:16 pm

cerobendenzal

Sweeto. I've devoid your profile cover of angry messages. Your fantastic! I think you deserve the best life can give you User Image I hope you come back to this silly little website some day. I'd love to chat with you again.



Best of wishes!
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:14 pm

cerobendenzal

Joke 8!



A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:10 pm

cerobendenzal

bahh... joke 7!



Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker. He wrote on the cross, "My a**". Then he continued on his journey. Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule. It had become somewhat of an historical site. Then one day, a traveling salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but did not notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions. The salesman asked, "Could you please tell me where I am?" "Sure" replied the old man. "You are right on the edge of my a**." The salesman was puzzled by what the man said, so he decided to ask someone else. He thanked the man and continued to what appeared to be the downtown area. He saw another man walking down the street. He asked, "Please sir, could you please tell me where I am, I seem to be lost." The old man promptly replied, "No problem young fella. You are right smack dab in the middle of my a**!" At this point the salesman decided that everyone in the little town was crazy and decided to leave. On the way out of town he spotted a seafood restaurant. He had become quite hungry, so he decided to get something to eat before traveling on to the next town. The waitress walked over and asked, "What will you have stranger?"

The man replied, "I think I will have the crab platter." The waitress replied, "I am sorry sir, we are all out of crabs. "My husband looked all over my a** last night."
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:06 pm

cerobendenzal

Joke 6!



Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his friend about the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.

In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, "What caused the submarine to sink?"

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:05 pm

cerobendenzal

Ok, joke 5!



I'm almost done clearing your page of mean comments buddy.



Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 6:02 pm

cerobendenzal

Joke 4



Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients' problems.The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient. 'Okay then,' Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?' It's swollen,' Scott replied
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 5:58 pm

cerobendenzal

number 3!



By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.

I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 5:51 pm

cerobendenzal

Ok, joke number 2!



A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.



He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”



“Just water,” says the priest.



The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”



The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Heavens! He’s done it again!”



lets hope I can find better ones..
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 5:49 pm

cerobendenzal

Joke one!

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed…

… oh wait, he does.
cerobendenzal

Report | 02/27/2009 5:46 pm

cerobendenzal

Ok! So, here goes for brightening up this place. Lets post fun jokes!