I remember that one time in band camp,
When whe all had an orgy, and then, and then,
some random guy joined and said if whe wanted to taste hi Bavarian Creme,
So whe all said yes,
Oh my glob, best night at band camp ever...
- - - - -Name- Bavarian. Creme. - - - - -Gender- Female, 'cause daddy's sperm said so. - - - - -Age-Probably too old for this. - - - - -Location- I'm not quite sure myself.
- - - - - - - - - -Things you may or may not wish to know... - - - ▪ I wanted to be a killer whale trainer when I was 4. I still do. - - - ▪ I'm a self-proclaimed old soul. - - - ▪ I have an opinion. I do, it's true. - - - ▪ I creep. And lurk. Fair warning. - - - ▪ I tend to have overwhelming cravings for donuts. - - - ▪ Macaroni and cheese is the best freakin' food of all time. - - - ▪ I love history. - - - ▪ I yell out horrible things at hockey games. - - - ▪ Mountains > beaches. - - - ▪ I don't like Glee. Gasp! - - - ▪ But I do like Spartacus, Rome, Dexter, and Sons of Anarchy. - - - ▪ I like cats. It's not a trend. - - - ▪ Mermaids ♥. - - - ▪ I still sleep with stuffed animals. - - - ▪ Cooking and baking. - - - ▪ I make the best chocolate chip cookies and chicken pot pie. - - - ▪ I will never get an e-reader. Real books are so much better. - - - ▪ I'm a Boston Fan. I bleed black and gold. - - - ▪ Hans Zimmer is absolutely fantastic. - - - ▪ The first cheeto out of the bag is always the best one. - - - ▪ ASOIAF ♥. I 'ship LyannaxRhaegar all day long. - - - ▪ I love a good debate. - - - ▪ Face area. ♥ - - - ▪ I enjoy going to zoos, aquariums, and museums. - - - ▪ Favorite animals: orcas, wolves, elephants, moose, owls, zebras, and whale - - - - sharks. - - - ▪ Oh, and african dogs and snow leopards. - - - ▪ I like old things. - - - ▪ I'm in love with places I've never been to and people I've never met. - - - ▪ When recited properly, Shakespeare can make my panties drop. - - - ▪ I wish Harry Potter was real. Like every other person of my generation. - - - ▪ Law & Order: SVU marathons can distract me all day. - - - ▪ I report signatures. Remember: 500x500. Less than 100,000 bytes. - - - ▪ I want to learn how to sail and ride horses one day. - - - ▪ Anne Boleyn is innocent. - - - ▪ Weird socks are awesome. - - - ▪ I still watch Disney movies on VHS. - - - ▪ I cry at the ASPCA commercials. - - - ▪ I gaze at the stars.