So This Is Me....

My name is Ben.

God has not promised;
Skies always blue,
Sun without rain,
Joy without sorrow,
Peace without pain.

But God has promised;
Strength for the day,
Rest for the labor,
Light for the way,
Grace for trails,
Help from above,
Unfailing sympathy,
Undying love.

If water was vodka and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck
So slide me a bottle and shut the fxx up.