About
I'm 16
Mah birthday is in February
Imma Junior at a high school filled with preps D;
I dun liek Preps
I love my friends
DONT MESS WITH THEM D<
I'll add more later o wo <3
TheLittleGirlFromTheWell - <333
Obscene Phone Call- Online BFFL // Numbah Tew8D!
Xombie Outbreak- Daughter Lionnnn
Electrified Coco Puffs- Numbah three
`Vyers- Bestie since 03 or 04?
Ed Elrics Gal- IRL friend
Paine_the_new_Lulu- IRL friend
BEST MAD LIB EVER!~
Look at this Condom, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the mom
The mom who has everything?
Look at this pizza, treasures untold
How many wonders can one d**k hold?
******** around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything
I`ve got Whores and bitches a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You bring thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 50
But who cares? No large deal. I Pimp Slap more
I wanna be where the Nigguhs are
I wanna see, wanna see `em sucking
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet
watching your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for spooning, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? bed
Up where prostitutes roll
Up where prostitutes run
Up where prostitutes stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that floor
What would I give if I could live
Outta these spanish flamingos?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?
Betcha on 1010 they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their Sperm Whales
Bright young women, sick of Licking
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the p***y cat know
Ask `em Hard questions and get some answers
What`s a penisaur, and why does it
What`s the word? bang
When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I suck?
suck to explore that Hobo up above
Out of hot mouth, wish ***** Noods could be
Hit of that Obi
SECOND BEST MAD LIB EVER~
* Don't eat turtleshells.
* Don't stoke fires with your pubes.
* Don't throw a pokemanz straight up.
* Don't fap with friends on a nude beach in a rayning and use metal helicopters as penisaurs.
* The stuff on the bottom of your thong is not for internal consumption.
* If you want to pound on the j**z to tell the landlord to turn up the heat, don't do it with your boobs.
* If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you rub.
* Don't bang yourself.
* Don't swallow pee.
* Don't bathe in p***y juice.
* Don't sneak up to a sperm whale and whack it on the balls.
* Don't lick squirrels, redbutbaboons, or pussycats.
* Rake flags, not people.
* Don't kick stone walls very hard without wearing thick-soled strap-ons.
* Wear panties.
* Use a bread when removing items from the oven.
* Don't lick.
* Don't grind.
* Don't tie yourself to a hobo.
* Don't brush your teeth with a wire-bristled hardon.
* Give me all your tampons.
* Toasters should be used to cook strawberries, not your nipples.
* Under no circumstances should you ever ********.
IDK. I might be quitting soon. Gaia is boring and no one comes on anywayz. No I wont give you my stuff.
I love you all D:
Rayne.
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I miss you
;-;
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Hai
errr
same hair and thats it D:<