awfulgirl

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Last Login: 08/13/2014 12:43 am

Registered: 04/15/2007

Gender: Female

Birthday: 11/20/1991

 

About

lets see, about me, well im in eighth grade, i luv playing gaia alot, i luv anything that can make me laugh, my friends for example. you might have noticed i have a lot of videos on my profile, well yah i just put on randome s**t i really liked!, oh i forgot to mention the club i invented, its called theF.P.A.H. club A.K.A. the ******** perverted a** holes! so anyway thats me! dramallama and i guess i should give a brief discription of what i really look like, so, im 5 fott 5 inches, i have long blond hair, brown eyes, no frekles, well not many,
help me get this avi please!!

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Total Value: 941,192 Gold
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Item List:
Western Zodiac
Enchanted Strings
Hermes' Moon
Solar Hairpin
White Pleated Tennis Skirt
White Stockings
Flashion Yellow Shoes
Felicia's Gloves
Biancamella 3rd Gen
Elegant White Satin Vest
Elegant Lord's Mask (Gold Falcon)
Superior Form
Oculus Magica
Picolitrosso's Urn

SPECIFICS!
name:awfulgirl
hair color:blond
hair length:long
friends:lots of em!
Favorite fast food:i hate fast food ew!
Favorite gift so far: money
How long since joined:a long time!
Guilds: more than ican count!
favorite food:tie between war wonton soup, and top ramen
favrite color:puplry blueish
Favorite artical of clothing: my new abercrombie jacket
gender:female (no duh)
hates: gangsters, people who hate me casue im an aithiest,racial slurs, people who act dumb, mean people, and target-like stores.
favorite animal:cats(no compation)
favorite pass time: playing gaia ,watching lots and lots of anime buyimng stuffs, hangin w/ friends texting shoping and crepes
real life friends :jelly2800,sourgirl5678,Kasukei
favorite shirt to ware: my darik zoolander center for kids who cant read and who wat to learn to do other stuff good to shirt
loves: having fun, shoping, and money

OK!! BEFORE LOOKING AT AVIS I MADE I AM VERY GOOD AT DESIGNING< THESE ARE JUST SOME I CAME UP WITH ON THE SPOT! SO IF YOU EVER NEED AN AVI DESIGN ASK ME FIRST!!!


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Total Value: 39,923,454 Gold
After Exclusions: 11,110 Gold
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Item List:
Striped Witchling Dress
Oculus Mythica
Cloud
Baby Seal Slippers
Mini Angel Wings
White Cobweb Stockings
Apocaripped Broken Silver Glasses
Dreamer's Dust



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Total Value: 2,304,983 Gold
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Item List:
Blue Middle School Skirt
Elegant Blue Satin Corset
Dashing Gentleman Blue Shoes
Death Whisper
Angelic Microphone
Angelic Microphone
Angelic Pendant
Classic Black Mary Janes



YAY ITS THE LITTLE MERMAID!!! tee hee
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ok this is a special design i call the magic maid
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ok this is one of my fave jokes ever!

Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted

another good one is, ok i think its ofensive cause im a blond but here it goes,
there was a blond a burnet and a red head, and they were all going to swim a lap around a lake doing breast stroke,so the burnet makes it in 10 minets, the red head makes it 11 minets and the blond makes it in 4 hours, so they ask her, :what took so long: and she said "the other girls cheated, they used there hands!"


another one is, well it has some langusege but its funny!

ok so this little 6 year old boys family was hosting a diner party, so he went to see his older brother who was playing video games, the big brother yelled "die you dicks and asses!" so the little boy assked "what are those?" and the big brother replied "ph, um thats just hats and coats and stuff..." so the little boy went to see his dad, who was shaving, he acedently cut himself and yelled "s**t!" so the little boy said "whats that??" and the dad said "oh its just, the shaving cream stuff..." so the little boy went to see his mom, she was stuffing the turky, and she burnt her hand and yelled "********!" sso the little boy asked "whats that?" and the mom said "oh its just the turky..." so the little boy left. the door bel rang and he went to anser it and this is what he said "hello, may i take your dicks and asses, dads wiping the s**t off his face and moms ******** the turky!"

in a filossifie class for the final exam a teacher toook a chair off the ground and put it up on his desk, he said "write me a paper that proves thios chair dosent exist, so people stared , they wrote books tryiong to prove th chair didnt exist, but only one person in that class got an a, he wrote for one minuet and just tured in a single sheet of paper, it said "what chair"


arnt those a hoot! well i think they are! so enjoy!


so i really like the anime coboy bebop, so i tried, and kinda fail on trying to make an avi that lookes like fae valintine, sry if i didt psell it right

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and these are some avis i made based after things, this one is bassed after haruhi suzamyia in one of my favorite anamiaes "the meloncholly of haruhi suzamyia"
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ok, here are some funny frases

"sorry im late, i got into an argument with my rice crispy treats, i distincly heard them say snap ,crackle, ******** that a*****e"



alright now its time for chuck norris jokes!(sry if i repeat!)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

----- You know you live in 2008 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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BlueberryInuzuka Report | 01/23/2013 7:58 pm
BlueberryInuzuka
I absolutely LOVE your profile! It really did put a smile on my face!! biggrin And your avi is gorgeous, too!
B l u e W a f f l e 8D Report | 09/16/2011 9:14 pm
B l u e W a f f l e 8D
Your welcome for buying

1: username: i dont think ur a awfulgirl Ur Smart(:
2.idont think ur stupid
3. Remember this: Dont Think what A sexy girl think Dont judge a book by its cover (:
KatAngel91 Report | 06/15/2011 10:39 pm
KatAngel91
Thanks for buying from my store. <3 Much Appreciated.
YesNoWaitWhat Report | 04/21/2011 2:21 pm
YesNoWaitWhat
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ReFillzz Report | 04/20/2011 10:31 pm
ReFillzz
Thanks for purchasing one of my items. Please come back and check up to see what else might be up for sale. ~Toxikk Wolf
D2v0n Report | 11/20/2010 5:53 am
D2v0n
omg Happy brithday!
D2v0n Report | 05/23/2009 8:26 pm
D2v0n
What? Anime is the video "Code Monkey" from?
shrimpshroo Report | 03/01/2009 10:04 am
shrimpshroo
OMG YOU HAVE FB?

It's wayyyy more fun when you get the hang of it

why don't we hang out next weekend?

Then we can put pics up for facebook User Image

after we take them that is haha
shrimpshroo Report | 02/25/2009 9:29 am
shrimpshroo
YEAH!!

No i don't have myspace I"m not aloud User Image

but get a facebook! It's wayyy better than myspace trust me
shrimpshroo Report | 10/26/2008 5:44 pm
shrimpshroo
AHHH HI!!!

Ugh I really need Enchanted book but I can't get over 50,000 g User Image

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