About me!!!! YOU KNOW U WANNA READ IT!!!!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE! I don't know if any of yall remember the little freak tween I used to be blaugh
I'm almost 14 now, and never get on this anymore. So if yall ever do want to talk to me, message me, or you all can check out my Instagram: ashlynnicolee
Thank you all for being such a great family and supporting me. I love yall so much! heart heart heart ASHLYN heart heart heart
Hey you guys wink Well it's been in forever since I've been on her.... what you read below this paragraph, I wrote when I was like 10. I was a weird little tween. I just want you guys to know that I love and miss all of you. PM me, because I only get on now to check my PMs. Love yaa heart
Hey Hey HEY the name is ashiepoo XD I don't want you stalkers to know my real name :/ One of the first things that you NEED to know about me is... IF YOU'RE A HATER, GET THE CRACKERS OFF OF MY PAGE BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO READ THIS QUITE COLORFUL MESSAGE. Ok I'm done with that smile Another important thing : I don't care if you think im an idiot. I don't care if you curse at me in front of my face. I don't care what you think of me, if im a great person, then that's wonderful, if you hate me, that's just fantastic. I take the time to look after others and all I want is a sucessful life. On the other hand.... I LOVE TO BE FUN! I love to laugh, hug, play games, eat mints, and all of that jazz smile I do dislike ppl, and they dislike me... Just like you all who are actually reading this. A lot of you probably don't care what I really have to say on here, but guess what? I DON'T GIVE A CANTOLOPE! Hey, you wanna know a secret? Ok... I LOVE YOU! <--- Another thing... I'm a very loving girl smile ) I'm random, colorful, and I love unicorns. I believe it if I see it. GO FSU! Just remember this.... we are the chapions... that's a fact!!! I also like Dalas smile I.... disklike.... : Normal ppl, the word people, tuna, mayo, mean ppl, fakes, haters, spiders, twilight. Gotta problem with that? GOOD. Honestly, if I had to choose a " team " for twilight... well Edward : He's a creepo who likes to talk in slo mo and stalk ppl. Jacob : He's a loopy guy who thinks he's a hot girl in a bikini. /// so. /// NEITHER! What I doooo like smile : Ice cream, mints, unicorns, nice eople, hugs, love, phones, animals, church, harry potter, friends, family, Jesus, food, staying up with friends all night, drawing anime ( if u is interested then PM me ), loving, drawing, writing, typing, school, and much more :3 I do read a bit, and my favorite book, the greatest one of them all is the " Holy Bible ". NOW, you can REALLLLY get off my page if you don't agree with that, matie! I'm british, italian, french, and german. I gots light blonde, dark blonde, and very little red in my hair. Yeah, it's all natural. I LOVE IT! Im 1_ years old. Taken. Baically everything that im saying here, is mentioned further on. I wrote some of this today, January 2, 2012. Happy New Year everyone smile I dun like Obama, and I'm glad that he's more than likley exiting the White House... FO SHO! Im good in school ^__^ Ima be in the Beta club. Im interested in soccer, much. I like to play games. Puzzles are ok. All of the stuff after this colorful, long paragraph, are things that I wrote when I was younger. Ive been on gaia for... psh... who knows how long? Like I keep track. 1-2 years? I love to text ^_^ No, im not gonna giv u my numbuuuuhhhererrerer! I won't give u any personal info! And fyi, my name isn't Ashley wink might help. Im not too social. I mean, I AM! Like really! But im not obsessed like one of my friends... AMANVGSDA! I made a mistake liking some ppl. But I'll always keep Leanne close to my heart, forever. Now, you don't has to read on, but I will add on... like every... month or so smile I heart U! ( most ppl say that I act and sound older than I truely am. Which is prob true (; ) Spread the love, everyone deserves it <3 So shut up, gimmie a hug, and go PM me, go right on ahead biggrin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~dramallama: dramallama : heart heart Omg so HAY!!! I'm Ashley and not normal! rofl So ur probably like " Um, what did she say? " Well that's the response that I get from most ppl... So if it's NOT obvious, ima girl. And if you didn't realize that then your a complete idiot!!!!! I'm just jk!! You kno i luv u ALL!! Except u pppl called... *gulp* sweatdrop haters! For all you haters, just... TALK TO THE HAND! talk2hand Or to the bootie cuz the hand's off dootie! Lol, dootie. You know u all rock! Mwa, Mwa! heart 4laugh heart And you guys all better love me! xD dramallama
... You thought i was done eh? Well ner ner, im not done speaking. I know that I is annoying, but im loveable and huggable and squishable and cuddeleable. THAT SOUNDED ROOOOONG... ( and i think that i spelled cuddeleable rong. Wait, is cuddleleable even a WORD? ) ANYWAYZ, here's a little song..
Lalalalalalalala ( soothing music.. THEN )
MY NAME IS ASHLEY I LIKE TO RAP, I EAT SALTED CHIPS AND TAKE LONG NAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( boom boom chk ) Howd u like it? AWH, I KNOW U LOVE IT... am i creeping u out? eek ehm... well ima go now. Luv u ppl!
Ok for some odd reason i dont wanna be done typing so ill type more! I know that u love it! Am i right, Am i right? Yea, im right! Anywayz i wanna give u the definition of a person. : A human living thingy : definition of tihngy : an object : definition of an object : A living or dead thing : definition of thing : an it: definition of it: a little mineral known as chizz! SAY WAT!? Well its true!
Ok, so all of this has been about nonsense, ik. And the title says About Me. So FINALLY, i'll tell you bout myself. If this HASNT been funny, then you don't know what your tlaking bout. Obviously, im histerical. Well i try to be anywayz. ;D - wink wink - Ok so i LOVE music! I mean WHO DOESNT!? Some of my favz. r ( these r songs btw/ ill give the artist afterwards ) The Black Parade-My Chemical Romance, Peacok-Katy Perry, Fireworks-Katy Perry, Whip my hair-Willow ( which is a really funy song btw! ) <--- Just A Dream-Nelly, Gernade-Bruno Mars, Take it off, We are who we r, Tick Tock- Ke$ha <--- Anywayz, im probably boring u all to death with my songs, so im just gonna stop right there. I have a whole iTunes playlist of these songs but i cant share them all! Well i could but that would b tiring. Oh and i also like Love like woe- The ready set Ok im done with the songs now-- PROMISE Anywhoiz, i also like cheese. I like cheese on anything. Well anything that ill eat. eek aaaaannnnnnyyyyyyyywaaaaaaayyyyysssssss... I have two younger brothers - o joy god help me - and i have myself! WOOT! Ik, ik, im getting off guard. My bad! biggrin Oh and OBVIOUSLY i LOVEEEE to write, type, anything! I love to write stories. Dur duh dur. I also like unicorns! ( That poo odd things ) But one of my most favorite things of all... are... MINTS! AND I HATE MAYO!!!!!!!! Well i feel all jiggley rite now ( which is akward btw ; thats wat jiggley means to me ) so im gonna stop right here. More to come on my page. Ttyl!
Ok, i actually feel kind of normal right now! SAY WHAT!? Ik,ik... So now that i feel normal, i better hurry up and tell you a little bit more about my self b4 the normalness wears off. I am a VERY random girl so, BEWARE. I do bite ppl... just bcuz i feel like it... and bcuz, well, some ppl make me angry! 4laugh Ppl say that im odd, random, and annoying. Which is all true. I love all of my friends, and my deinition of a friend is a person who is there for you whenever you need them. A friend is a person who isnt afraid to say that she doesnt like your new hair style without insulting you. A friend is a person who yells I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! during the movie Twilight in a movie theater when they see you walk in. A friend is a person who would trade anything for you back whenever you move to a new state. A friend is a friend.
I love music, like i said b4. I also love to read..ish... DARN!!! MY WEIRD AND RADOMNESS IS COMING BACK!!! BYE!!!!! I LOVE POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!
More thingys about meee!!! ::::::::::::::::::
Fav color : Blue + Purple
Fav food : Anchelotas ( however u spell it )
Fav Animal : Cat + Dog
Fav Hobbies : Writing, chatting with friends, eating, swimming, basketball, talking, listening to music, ect.
Fav Song ( currently ) : Just a Dream
Fav movie : Vampires Suck + White Chicks
Fav book : Dork Diaries series
WHAT I LIKE :
Food People Music Cheese Potatoes My Friends Unicorns Animals Outside Rainbows Clothes Nice people Fun Funniness Chocolate Writing ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I DISLIKE :
Mayo Standing up for to long Mean ppl
Taking naps Running in cold weather ( it makes my breathing hard ) Tuna BAD PERSON PPLZ!!!!!
BEWARE OF THE FLYING POTATOES!!!! THEY CAN BE DANGEROUS, KIDS!!!!!
Enjoy my awesome story!!! ::::::::
The Unicorns-A stupid comedy
are a lot of
in this story to
make it special!
I walked into the magical land called Candyland.
Candyland is where all of the magical unicorns live,
( including me, because im a unicorn, DUH. ) As I walked,
I saw my unicorn ( magical unicorn ) friend Leanne. She
was the magical unicorn that pooed out SOLID/GOLDIN/
Solid. Solid as a rock. That's what this love is. When it's
Anywayz, I saw her pooing on my other friend, Celine.
She was the magical unicorn that pooed out gems.
" Hey guys, what's up, " I greeted them. " Nothin
much, just the usual, " Leanne replied. " Usual as
in??? " " Pooing! " Celine added. " Ohh. " There
was a silence. " Well, cya around, " I finally said.
" Bye, " they said loudly. " Enjoy your pooing! "
I walked away.. and soon noiced... a magical unicorn...
that hated... ME! I mean, who would hate ME!? I'm
special! Ok, so a lotta people hate me... But im still
special. Anywayz, I saw him... " ALEX! " I yelled.
He looked at me then shalidadoed ( that is how a
magical unicorn runs ) away. I shalidadoed over to
him. I grabbed his magical unicorn self, and dragged
him to where I was standing before. " What!? " He
shouted. " Guess, " I said. " Just.. GO AWAYYYY! "
Imagine saying that sentence in a very deep voice
really slowly! That's what it sounded like. G_o-O_
O-o_O -A_W_a-Y-Y_YYY!! And imagine his face like
this: >:O Mhm... ANGRY! " Well, I gotta go anyway!
To feed my Pink Princess Pony. " He told me that he didn't
care, so i just shalidadoed to my house. I opened the front
door and saw my Pink Princess Pony.
He's actually a unicorn DESQUISED as a pony. But I
call him a pony because of P.P.P. P.P.P is Pink Princess Pony.
I like to have him as a pony instead of unicorn because that abriviation would look like this: P.P.U. I mean, like EW!
So it's P.P.P, understand!? Anywayz, I kneeled down and
did... nothing. And then I stood back up. I watched as my parents came down the stairs. They say that I have
" mental " problems. AND I SO DO NOT!!!!!!! They also
say that I might need to see this blood sucking ugly creepy
stupid monster called a " theripist. " I don't wanna go! sad
So that's why im leaving... FOREVER.
I plan to leave Candyland today. " Hey Momith, Dadith. "
" Yes sweet magical unicorn child? " Im going to take P.P.P on a walk, okay? " " Sure, ok. " So then I ran upstairs to grab my " Moving somewhere other than this place where I dont want to be " bag, and put my most PRECIOUS things in it. : My potatoes, jellybeans, and cheese. Then I shalidadoed down stairs and out of the door. Thats right. I was moving in with SANTA. As I walked, I saw my friend Sydney ( the unicorn that poos out sparkles ) and asked her if she wanted to come along with me to go move in with SANTA. She agreed, and along the way, we picked up Leanne, Will, Alex, Keian, And Celene. Alex, Will, and Keian didnt want to come, but I said that I'd eat them if they didnt. So... YEAAAHHH. Anywayz, we walked until we were facing... the WOODS. " What mysterious things may lay in there. " Keian said. " OH LEANNE! " I shouted. " You had to let one go NOW!? " Just then a SOLID/ GOLDEN / CLOUD fell right from her butt. " Sorry, " she whispered.
Anywayz, we were soon in the center of the WOODS. Celene looked absulutly terrified. " Be sure not to wet yourself, " Alex remarked. " Hey its getting dark, " Leanne noticed. Just then I had an IDEA. ( those only come by like about 3 times a year ) " Sydney, can you please make light with your butt? " Im not an giraffe.. " " A giraffe? " " Giraffe... You know, --- " " No time for that! Just CREATE LIGHT! " Soon enough, there were alot of sparkles! :} Now we could see! We all walked slowly, and enjoyed the sight of Sydney's sparkley butt. I then heard a disturbing sound. And the weird thing was, it wasnt coming out of anybodys butt. So I stopped walking, and so did everyone else... Just then three gummy bears jumped out of a bush! " Oh my fladoodles, " I said. " Oh my shadoodles, " Leanne said. But we said that at the same time so it sounded like " Flshdoodaddles. "
Just before I could blink, Will actually SAID SOMETHING! " AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " He gave out a girly scream and shalidadoed away. I tried to run after him but it was to late. He was gone. sad " Ah, we'll find him, " said Keian. I turned back around and then I noticed my Pink Princess Pony eating the green gummy bear. " P.P.P , " I yelled in slo-mo which took about 30 seconds. So while you wait for my 30 second slo-mo bit to be over with, ENJOY THIS MUSIC!!!!!!! It's a classic!!! ::::::::::::::
do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,LAalaLa! AND SHAZAM!
Omg, i had another idea!!!!! " ALEX! Your a wizard, zap him! " " Sure whatever, " he said as he zapped my P.P.P. He then, stopped eating the gummy bear. " Good boy, " I said to P.P.P. Suddenly, we all got hungry. Oh! I had forgotton!! Unicorns LOVE to eat gummy bears!!! * dRoOl *
The gummy bears started to run away, so we all shalidadoed after them. When I was shalidadoeing, I noticed something... I stopped and looked at something that looked like a house. It took me a minuete to finally figure out whos house that was and WHY IT WAS IN THE NORTH POLE, MADE OUT OF CANDY CANES AND OTHER MINTS. Oh yea! I forgot to tell you that I LOVE MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would eat that whole house in just 2 minuets! 0.0 I yelled to everyone, " ITS SANTA'S HOUSE!!!!!! " The gummy bears had kept running, but everone else ( besides Will ) came shalidadoeing twords me. Soon, we were facing a minty door! EEEKKK!!! Keian knocked on the door. Just then, a very skinny man opened the door. He was really tall, and he was wearing a pink uniform. " WHAT THE HECK, " Alex yelled. " Um, hi, " I said, confused. " Who are you, " Sydney asked. The man just stared at us like we were dumb or something. " Hi, I'm Santa, " The guy said in a REALLY squeeky voice. " No your not, " Leanne said. " Yea, your not Santa, " Celene said, quietly. " Your not even fat, " Keian said. We all just stared at eachother... for about 10 minuets..... Then, we all screamed and shalidadoed back to Candyland.
We all reterned to our " normal " lives. I went to the theripist, and really, he wasnt that bad. All he did was lay me on a couch and asked me a bunch of questions like, " Do any of your other friends think that they can poo out such things? " And of course, the answer to that was yes! When I got home to from the theripist that day, I had made a pledge.
I, Ashlyn the Awesome Unicorn, Pledge to live in Candyland,
For as Long as I Live, and enjoy the random items that may
come out of all my unicorn friend's bootays!
By Ashlyn! Hope that you enjoyed!
A special thanks to all of my unicorns buds for being such great unicorns!
You guys are awesome!
Ok.... you've made some since, and have come to the part where I actually explain myself to you--- CONGRATZ! mrgreen So, enjoy :}
Gender : Female
Grade : 6th, yeah, so what? IM YOUNG, DEAL WITH IT!
Status : TAKEN! <3 u jacob biggrin
Hobbies : I've always, since I was a young girl, would love to just write... I love to write stories, just pretty much love to write about anything! I want to be an author one day smile My teachers, friends, and family are my inspiration. =D ty guys so much!!!!! smile smile smile I also love basketball, baseball, swimming, Orange Fanta, soccer ( I <3 soccer ) , hanging out with my friends and family, I love animals, the mall, shopping, nail polish, I LOVE TO DANCE, I like to read and do math, I love to text, email, chat on the phone, and.... ECT. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Birthday : IN NOVEMBER!!!! ^_^
Best Buddies smile ( in rl ) Jacob, Kyle, Amanda, Leanne, Celine, Justin, Sydney, ( a different ) Sydney, Ashlyn, Sammy, Taylor, Chris, Brewer, Sheldon, Matthew, Stacy, Danielle, ECT.
Favorite Foods : Ok to start off, I LOVE MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I also like, mexican food, tacos, Itallian food, Chinese food, mints, veggies, mashed potatoes, pizza, steak, fish, icecream, mints, cookies, noodles, pasta, brocolli ( its like mini tress!!! smile ) mints, chips, popcorn, health bar thingies, mints, ECT.
Favorite T.V. shows : Hannah Montanta wink , Wizards of Waverly Place, ANT FARM, Shake It Up, Cupcake Wars, Victorious, iCarly, I LOVE THE X FACTOR!, ect. Oh, and btw, alot of ppl say that I act like the character Cat, on Victorious! smile that is a compliment, I'm pretty sure!!!!!!!!! biggrin
What I look like--- da deets : Ima blondie, who's hair goes past her shoulders a good ways, I have ocean blue eyes, as I'm told, I am 95 lbs, and I am also tan. My personality is quite confusing to others, but when u get to know me, it gets transparent biggrin
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Spread the love ppl smile
No haters :}
PM if u got any questions!
And yes, I do belive wink