About
Hey.College student, Mexican food enthusiast, Marvel acolyte, bibliophile.
Last Login: 02/20/2017 3:30 pm
Registered: 02/17/2010
Birthday: 07/06
Ladies and gentlemen, tall and stout,
let me tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free so pay at the door,
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to catfight.
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
The deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on a corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot.
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through the wall without making a sound,
and into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned.
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
the only eyewitness to facts of my fable.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
just ask the blind man; he saw it too.
