Sup? It's a hard knock life, isn't it?
Wow. sweatdrop Terrible start.
ALRIGHT, moving on! Name's authorsmith, and I'm not saying my real name because I don't want to wake up to a creepy man standing in my doorway. A creepy woman is even worse. Now a creepy dog; that's where it's at. Those guys know how to party.
Anyway, I'm new, practically a baby on this website "Crying in the background and I give them a what-the-heck? look" and I'm looking for someone who will care for me, and bring me the happiness that I need. He must also be SMOK-EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHNN!!!
What? This isn't a dating website?
..... scream gonk emo
Pfft. Forget this. talk2hand