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"Shuffles uncomfortably"

Sup? It's a hard knock life, isn't it?

Wow. sweatdrop Terrible start.


ALRIGHT, moving on! Name's authorsmith, and I'm not saying my real name because I don't want to wake up to a creepy man standing in my doorway. A creepy woman is even worse. Now a creepy dog; that's where it's at. Those guys know how to party.

Anyway, I'm new, practically a baby on this website "Crying in the background and I give them a what-the-heck? look" and I'm looking for someone who will care for me, and bring me the happiness that I need. He must also be SMOK-EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHNN!!!

What? This isn't a dating website?

..... scream gonk emo

Pfft. Forget this. talk2hand

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Teacup456 Report | 11/02/2013 5:48 pm
Teacup456
hey, it's been more than a year since I commented.
that means your virginity has been restored.
so I'll just take it again, hey?

So how're you doing- how's the new school treating you?
authorsmith Report | 10/12/2012 7:03 pm
authorsmith
No... "Sniffles" I just didn't want it to happen this way.

I'M KIDDING! I am NOT lesbo!
Teacup456 Report | 10/12/2012 7:01 pm
Teacup456
Oh, is that a bad thing?
authorsmith Report | 10/12/2012 1:19 pm
authorsmith
"Gapes" How could you?!
Teacup456 Report | 10/11/2012 7:39 pm
Teacup456
Comment virginity taken.
Boo yah.

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