About
Ok.
I Love
*Music
*Gaming
*Mortuary Science
*weapons
*Cartoons
*Anime
*Reptiles
*Corpses
I Like
*Paranormal Things
*Laughing
*School
*Trolls
*Robos
*Numbers
I Hate
*Jazz
*Drugs
*A lot of swearing
I Has
*1 lizard named Pud :3
I laugh a lot. Im a mortician in training.
Slayer
Kagi slayer
Sashime
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Omegle conversation log
2009-07-06
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Stranger: *waves*
You: YAH!!
You: sand
Stranger: *surfs said wave while playing surf rock on guitar*
You: :O
You: My pet blade of grass has a name, it is Fweezes and hes gonna be president one day when i let him off his leash.
Stranger: may i pet Fweezes?
You: he bites i warn you
Stranger: i can risk it... *goes to pet Fweezes a little too confidentally and...* OUCH!
You: told ya
You: he also has raibes
Stranger: oh no, he didn't bite me- he made a racist remark that hurt my feelings
You: :O i ish sorri
Stranger: its okay, i'm use to it *cries*
You: bad fweezes! >
sad *spanks fweezes*
Stranger: well, we best go find the rest of them...
You: yes
Stranger: *climbs aboard yellow submarine*
You: no its a blue submarine
Stranger: i wouldn't know- colour blind, it's all in the mind, you see. best not pull a lever.
You: >.< ok climb in the one with the big poster of a man-eating blade of grass ok
Stranger: is there any other? *pulls lever*
You: NO! thats the self destruct lever!
Stranger: i cant help it, i'm a born lever puller...
You: >.< RUN!
Stranger: *runs wildly, blows away*
You: wait i forgot fweezes!!!
You: *runs back*
Stranger: *stops time* hurry then!
You: *grabs fweezes and runns*
Stranger: *unstops time, everything explodes* you might as well pull a business card out of this hat and decide my name...
You: *dramatic slow motion escape*
You: *pullz out the one with Zetsu on it*
Stranger: it is decided then- looks like we've arrived at the foothills...
You: :O no as u can see we have altered back in time
Stranger: well thats just great- with this being before everything exploded, little has changed
You: cavemen!!! :O
Stranger: from the geico commericials?
You: no....
You: ...yes...
Stranger: ah, fweeze'll take care of them *lets fweeze off his leash*
You: ~fweezes attacks everyone of em in a second~
You: wow :O
You: ~fweezes flexes his muscles in a pose~
Stranger: *applauds*
You: wow that is one strong blade of grass
Stranger: by now, he oughta be president, ain't he? *scrathes head*
You: nonsense were in 10,000 BC there is no president
Stranger: that'd make him the first
You: yes it would
You: all hail the almighty Fweezes
You: with his assistant Erika
Stranger: who's that?
You: that is me
Stranger: *taps foot impatiently* we gotta head out- find them
You: yes *marches out*
Stranger: *takes fweeze by hand and follows* i was right.
You: :O ~gasp~ now that fweezes is pres u cannot touch his loyaltyness
Stranger: gah! *lets go of fweezes*
You: now u must repeat the following to clear your sins "Fweezes is the almighty rule and Erika is also better than me like at the guitar and drums" and then bow
Stranger: but i cant- i'm left handed *cries, tears create pools*
You: then u must go to result B.... =.= u get ur entire head shaved
Stranger: *hair falls out* sheez, not even a chance to decide. who was it we were looking for? o_0
You: we are looking for fwoozed...fweezes evil twin brother who is out to desrtoy the world =.=
Stranger: what an unfortunate being he must be *raises hand for question*
You: fweezes sais u may speak
Stranger: how old is erika?
You: Erika is 13
Stranger: that makes her the youngest ever assistant to the first president
You: yes it does :O
You: also only
Stranger: *elephant appears* Hey, he looks wrong.
Paul: He doesn't look at all well.
George: In fact, he's horrible.
John: He's so ugly.
All: REALLY UGLY!
You: are they insulting the almighty Fweezes?!?! :O
Stranger: i'd imagine the elephant. push a button.
You: the blue one...oh yah i forgot sorri...
You: the left one!
Stranger: *button pushed* oh god- what are you doing here? we're all atheists.
You: fine the right!
Stranger: *button pushed* much better- we're invited to a tea party, i hear a frog will make an appearance
You: :O tea part?!?! fweezes is highly alergic to tea!
Stranger: he best stay behind then *leaves for party in tux with paul, geroge, john, and the elepant*
You: ok then *stays behind and guard Fweezes with a rocket launcher*
Stranger: *enjoys tea, but wait eagerly for frog- forgets you and leaves with paul mccartney* i'm so sorry i forgot you...
You: *sees frog in the distance getting ambushed but snakes* :O
Stranger: *shakes head* a damn shame i didn't even say good bye...
You: his jokes were horrible v.v
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