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Small dogs. Why, you ask? No-one knows.
I believe there is some sort of distinct line between dogs that can be stepped On, and those that are stepped In.
A typical conversation between a wielder of a tiny dog and the unfortunate stepper might look something like this:
"-Oh, I seem to have stepped in your dog, good sir!
-So I see! Well, how mighty embarrassing! You have ended up with horribly soiled shoes!
-It's okay, though! Seeing as I will now scrape it off on the corner here.
-Jolly good lad! Continue."
Whereas, if the dog was Not a cross-breed between a mouse, a hamster and a handicapped terrier, the one doing the stepping would find himself in a rather awkward situation.
Now, I ask you to disregard the randomness above, seeing as it is of no value to humanity whatsoever.
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