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Name: Michael
Religion: Christian
Favorite NFL Team: Oakland Raiders (******** YOU HATERS)
Favorite MLB Team: Arizona Diamondbacks
Favorite NBA Team: Pheonix Suns
Favorite NHL Team: Anaheim Ducks
Favorite Color: Black or Red (it goes back and forth)
Music: Any Rock (excluding country)

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hotty girl The Awesome Report | 09/05/2010 10:47 am
hotty girl The Awesome
r u losing ur love for me , less hearts and im farther way from u wats u with that
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/21/2010 5:52 am
hotty girl The Awesome
that sounds fun!!
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/20/2010 8:17 pm
hotty girl The Awesome
lol wat kind
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/20/2010 5:29 pm
hotty girl The Awesome
wat would we go do after found me lol
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/20/2010 9:17 am
hotty girl The Awesome
it starts for me monday why in the middle of the week for u
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/19/2010 9:53 am
hotty girl The Awesome
oh lol hve u started skool or somethin
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/18/2010 10:22 am
hotty girl The Awesome
yes what?? wat r u talkin bout
babygirl4580 Report | 08/17/2010 1:51 pm
babygirl4580
i mean love me friend as in ur gf if so post it on her pro
babygirl4580 Report | 08/17/2010 1:50 pm
babygirl4580
do u really love me
hotty girl The Awesome Report | 08/08/2010 2:05 pm
hotty girl The Awesome
A REALLY SAD STORY :'(

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?
Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy- Oh really? Why?
Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all.
Boy- Oh.
Girl- So what did we do in math today?
Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes.
Girl- Ok, good.
Boy- Yeah
Girl- Hey, I have a question......
Boy- Ok, ask away.
Girl-........How much do you love me?
Boy- You know I love you more than anything.
Girl- Yeah.....
Boy- Why do you ask?
Girl-................>silence<..........
Boy- Is something wrong?
Girl- No, nothing at all.
Boy- Ok, good.
Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?
Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl- You would?
Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?
Girl- No, everything is fine......
Boy- Are you sure?
Girl- Yeah.
Boy- Ok.......I hope so.
Girl- ..............Would you die for me?
Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny.
Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
Boy- ............Ok. If your sure.
Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No
Boy- Oh. Ok.
Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.
Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.
Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy- Yeah........but not her.
Friend- I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school.
Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later.
THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello?
Boy- Hey.
Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today?
Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment.
Boy- Are you sick?
Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.
Boy- I'll wait.
Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later.
Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny.
very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What?
Girl- Its the best thing for us right now.
Boy- Why?
Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy- Hey dude.
Friend- Hey.
Boy- Whats up?
Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy- No.
Friend- So you didn't hear?
Boy- Hear what?
Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you......
Boy- Dude, tell me!
Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468
Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam.
Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend.
Voice- What is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok?
Girl- ..................
Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me!
Girl- I..........
Boy- You what? YOU WHAT?
Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support.
Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
Girl- They're taking me off tonight.
Boy- Why?
Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't.
Boy- Why not?
Girl- I didn't want to hurt you.
Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart.
Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you.
Boy- ?
Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take
 

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Hey people. . My friends call me Mike Lightning. I hate people who think they are badass. My girlfriend is "hotty girl The Awesome". I'll take you out if you mess with her. My favorite teams are Oakland Raiders (NFL), Arizona Diamondbacks (MLB), Pheonix Suns (NBA), and Anaheim Ducks (NHL). My favorite UFC fighter is Forrest Griffin and my second is Rich Franklin. I am a mixed martial artist. I was born in my favorite state, California, and live in my second favorite state, Arizona. I live in Bullhead City or so called Bullshit City. If you mess with my friends, you are going to have to get though me first. My younger brother's account is superstar5911. And my baby brother's account is Nitro_Warrior5911. My three favorite bands are Linkin Park, Hollywood Undead, and Slipknot. And if you want to know more about me PM me. See ya around.
 
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One DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS TO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: how did that man get off the cross? THE TEACHER REPLIED: he never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything is going to be alright. 66% of u won't put this on ur pro. BUT REMEBER THE BIBLE SAID, "DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF UR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER" paste this on ur pro IF UR NOT ASHAMED OF UR HOLY FATHER....I ALREADY DID MY PART DO URS