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Last Login: 04/18/2010 4:06 am

Gender: Male

Location: In Sarasota Florida

Birthday: 06/03

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"BOMBS AWAY!"
Gender: Male
Eyes: Electric blue
Location: In ur closet
Current Place of Residence: In a House
Birthday: June 3rd
Height: 6' 1"
Hair: Blond (I'm NOT DUMB!)
Currently: Bored as Hell
Age: 13
Something I like more than anything else(except food, of course): The military!
Favorite Military aircraft(plural): YF-22 Raptor, F/A-18 Super Hornet, F-117 Nighthawk, F-35 Lightning, F/B-22 Concept, MiG-31 Foxhound, and SU-47 Berkut!
Favorite Armored Vehicle (Tanks, LAVs, AAVs, APCs, Etc.): The Leopard 2A6 MBT from Germany
Favorite Soldier Weapons (Assault Rifles, LMG, HMG, ATMLs, SAMs, Shotguns, Etc.) The M-8 Assault Rifle, and the HK-416 Assault Rifle
Favorite Thing To Do sad besides Eat, Play Games, and Gaia) Read
Favorite Animal: Cat
Least favorite Animal: Dog
Favorite band(s): Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Linkin Park, Mushroomhead, Matallica, Axel F, Pantera, Hatebreed, Trapt, and Tenacious D

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God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.

Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry.

Then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.

And it is so.

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Undead Prostitute Report | 02/22/2010 9:26 pm: yeah
Dat Replica Report | 02/10/2010 10:04 pm: Hell yeah!
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roseankitty Report | 11/15/2009 11:52 am: ^^; okay.
roseankitty Report | 11/15/2009 11:43 am: ah. Well now, I have a guild. ^^ I am question gold or items to hand out for prizes. We all have our wants.
roseankitty Report | 11/15/2009 11:32 am: haha. kk.
roseankitty Report | 11/14/2009 5:53 am: So why is it that you want to try to make friends with every person on gaia with something related to the feline species in there name?
Cherryy Pie Report | 11/01/2009 2:02 pm: I love that movie~

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