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Interesting Facts About Me:
~*My name is Phoenix.*~
~*My heart belongs to a boy named Marcus.*~
~*I'll bet you all the money in the world that you can't even begin to imagine how in love I really am with this boy.~*
~*I hate large crowds of people but they are always fun to watch. From a safe distance, of course.*~
~*I'm afraid of the dark.*~
~*I can't sleep with out music.*~
~*I grew up on Green Day, Sublime, Violent Femmes, Rusted Root, and Red Hot Chile Peppers.*~
~*I'm in love with hockey.*~
~*Cat, Danalie, and I are the Hippie Triplets.*~
~*I wish I could fly.*~
~*I love fire.*~
~*I love food.*~
~*I'm random as hell.*~
~*Kelsey and I are the masters at makeing people feel uncomfortable; It's one of our favorite past-times.*~
~*My friends and I love to make racial and sexual jokes.*~
(It's all in good fun, of course, and we are equally racist towards all.)
~*I'm afraid of sewage drains.*~
~*I'm a rather paranoid person.*~
~*I get confused a lot.*~
~*[/Giraff Burgular]*~
~*[/Bandit]*~
~*[/Pancake Quad]*~
~*[/SSG OG]*~


In my Head:
[[[November 12]]]


In My Heart:
[[Sadness and Anger towards hackers]]


Currently:
Taken
:]]]+<333xinfinity


Looking through the windows of my soul.
Seeing heaven each time I glance at your face.
You capture my innermost fantasies whole.
And my doubts leave without a trace.

Setting up a future of uncertainty.
With your heart now joined to mine.
Obsessed with my poetic reality.
Within you I can see the divine.

Angelic features, devils smile, eyes alive with sin.
Supple arms and sensual legs, your lips a drug I crave.
You slay the hearts and souls of so many men.
But who's lucky heart will you finally save?


Is owned By:
~Danalie~Kero~
They are my pimps.
Live with it! <3


I love my friends.
:]


I love him more then anyone could have ever imagined humanly possible.
:]]]


[/on the phone]
Marcus- ******** you.
Phoenix- Where and when?
Marcus- Now, on a giraff.
Phoenix- Damn. Where are we gonna get a giraff?!
Well, we can always steal one from the zoo.
Marcus- Yess! We will be giraff burgulars!
But how would we get up there?
Phoenix- Cilmb.
Marcus- Giraffs are REALLY tall.
Phoenix- Yes, yes they are.
Marcus- We could use a ladder!
Phoenix- Yes! I'm sure the giraff would more then welcome us to have sex on his back if we use a ladder.
Marcus- ....We'll bring a picnic blanket.
Phoenix- A picnic blanket.....Yes, Marcus, we'll bring a picnic blanket and then have hot, kinky, public sex on the back of a giraff.
Marcus- Next to a giraff?

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Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

Report | 07/23/2007 9:13 pm

Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

ily. <3
Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

Report | 05/12/2007 2:02 pm

Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

D:


My stupid mind just got it.
<3


I'll help you dear.
Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

Report | 05/11/2007 9:17 pm

Dyslexic.Cows.Say.Oom

why a new account?



love you. :]
Status Quo Joe

Report | 05/10/2007 2:42 pm

Status Quo Joe

1st comment Mutha ********!

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