About

Oh hey, wow! I'm Artemis Irving, or Arty for short. Lots of people call me Arty!

Life is super busy right now what with the war with those freaky demons going on and Lloyd making me run around with a homeless half-elf! I guess we're both homeless now though, so it's okay!

Jade's awesome ^^

Oh, I'm supposed to do an about me? Wow!

Age: 23
Gender: Male!
Orientation: Gay ^^

So anyway, I was talking earlier about traveling with a homeless half-elf right? That'd be Jade, he's actually shorter than me! He's quite mean and prickly though, and he's always threatening to turn me into an ice cube.

One begins to question how I got together with him, right? I'm not! He's adorable, even if he was scarily malnourished when Lloyd found him in the bushes and patched him up! I picked out his clothes though : P

Jade doesn't have a fashion sense!

I took him to Sybak eventually and we met up with Lloyd and a whole bunch of his friends, and then we went to visit the elves! I was excited, even though, y'know, there was a devastating war ready to happen and all. It's not often a person from Sylvarant gets to visit an elven village!

Ho boy were there a bunch of elves. Then we had to wait for some assembly of the sages or something, and a crazy red-headed-half-elf-hermit-thief chick was there! She's really scary, but not half as scary as Mizuki.

Mizuki's REALLY tall and he's the chief healer in the Elven army or whatever. He's got some weird thing about check-ups and you always think he's going to pull out a scapel or something and stab you with hit. When you mention it he just looks at you funny and says "I've never killed a single person." We like to leave it at that.

I almost got killed too, during the war. Recovering from being ran through by a giant demon horn is TOTALLY not awesome. I thought Jade was going to KILL me or something!

Photo Album!

I remember this, I got caught by surprise while running from Jade!


I got invited to some fancy Meltokio party, and wore a suit! I didn't have my cape on in this picture though D: