About

Hello. My name is Rusty Hawkins. I am 16 years old and I live in Los Angeles with my lovely wife and four-month old son (I'm from Alabama originally, what do you expect?). I was born to a heroin-addicted, ex-convict, racist housemaker and his childhood sweetheart, one of six children. I tend to leave that part of my life out often. I'm a very nice person depending on who YOU are. I tolerate and embrace all forms of diversity, and I am a VERY liberal person. I tend to overeat, which is alright because I have an awesome metabolism and I never get fat. I am the lead singer and guitarist of a band called You Forgot Poland, which I formed with two of my friends in the apartment building, Greg Rodriguez (bass) and Francesco "Frankie" di Cipriano (drums).

Even though I am a Catholic and I attend Mass every Sunday, I disagree with the moral restrictions they put on stuff, so I still frequent 4chan and curse all the time and use condoms and stuff. I engage in various adventures, which are chronicled in my journal. I recently engaged in a threesome that my wife pressured me into with an emo chick who lives on our floor and has become her best friend.

My screen name, Arizona Bay, is derived from one of my all-time favorite songs, "├ćnema", by Tool (it's currently in my multimedia, give it a listen). It's about California (specifically Los Angeles) breaking off from the United States and sinking into the Pacific Ocean. If this were to happen, a bay would be created in western Arizona, called "Arizona Bay" by geologists. Therefore, in the song, he says "Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay". It's also the title of an album by one of my favorite comedians, Bill Hicks (who was friends with Maynard James Keenan), which inspired the song and that line.

Donations are very much appreciated and will be listed here. I'm questing for an OMG Hat. For those who are wondering, my kiss count during the V-Day event was 536.

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Learn To Swim, I'll See You Down In Arizona Bay

Just a bunch of stuff. Descriptions of my daily life, Gaia account, poetry, etc.


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asylum ballerina

Report | 08/02/2010 5:55 pm

asylum ballerina

Finished your 250 question quiz. In one sitting, took me 4 hours.
Demonic Sealer

Report | 06/15/2009 3:10 am

Demonic Sealer

this guy is not online anymore.
meme queem

Report | 06/04/2009 1:04 pm

meme queem

random comment to sumwon i duno xD
The_Slytherin_Goddess

Report | 05/29/2009 11:53 am

The_Slytherin_Goddess

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RuntWolf

Report | 01/10/2009 1:35 pm

RuntWolf

uuum in the forums i won
chaos to your soul

Report | 12/11/2008 11:50 am

chaos to your soul

I don't get ur forum
Otterly In Love

Report | 10/08/2008 9:05 am

Otterly In Love

Dude, log on. I'm going to win your 25k and sealeds!



and it'll be hard to do that if you aren't checking your stuffs.
Git2_Lo

Report | 09/18/2008 8:19 pm

Git2_Lo

Hi I didn't win rool 900+ but I just though you'd want to know that I filled up a whole page on yoru 25k, 5 sealed thread. It's on page 21412. Sorry I didn't roll 900+. I hope there's a winner soon!
the noble moon

Report | 08/05/2008 8:00 pm

the noble moon

damnit i just completed a 250 question quiz, and now i cant have the gold u owe meh!! aww well.
Sophie Wolfe

Report | 07/05/2008 2:19 pm

Sophie Wolfe

copy/paste this to 10 ppl and press F5 and F9 and you will get 100,000 gold try it it rocks

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"Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay." -Maynard James Keenan

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