Archers Paradox

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Last Login: 05/16/2022 7:03 pm

Registered: 11/29/2006

Gender: Female

Location: Florida

Birthday: 03/02

Occupation: Wanderer

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About the name Archers Paradox:

The term archer's paradox refers to the flexing of an arrow shaft that occurs when it is shot from a bow.


I'm Jordyn, I'm 22. A lot has changed since I last updated this. I’ve been a member for over ten years! Holy crap! That would explain how I’m almost a trillionair on here, if only it was real lol.

So, after I graduated school I made a career change and I’m admittedly a little lost (Yay! Quarter life crisis!). I also got married to an amazing man (in real life y’all). I lived in Connecticut for a while after I left Ohio, I made hella cash there but I wasn’t happy. I’m currently living in Florida and it kinda sucks here, so my husband and I are probably going to be moving again soon (state number five?). I’m also going to Japan in November which I’m super excited about!

These little bio’s I do on here are like letters to my future self since I don’t go on here as often as I did as a kid. It’s crazy how things have changed, my last bio was written when I was 19. I hope when I read this next I’ll feel more at ease with the future, maybe I’ll even have kids, who knows. Thinking about going back to school and maybe getting my bachelors, but I don’t know in what and I’m not about to spend a ******** ton of money to d**k around and not get a job, especially when I’ve almost finished paying for my last mistake.

So keeping in theme with past bios my favorite colors are green and purple (still). I still like to draw but I don’t get to do it as much as I used to (change that s**t future self). My favorite tv shows are The Fosters, Family Guy, South Park, Shameless, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Last Week Tonight, VICE, Tosh.0 and Boruto (Naruto is just assumed, like obviously). Also hopelessly obsessed with Life is Strange, Chloé is my spirit animal. Impatiently waiting for the next Elder Scrolls.


“Want you to know that I wanna be better
But it feels like it's gonna take forever”
-K. Flay

Also ******** you Eric, suck a d**k.

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punkgrandma Report | 11/15/2010 2:47 pm
oh really? where are yah?
R4H-Milk Report | 11/11/2010 11:10 pm
hey sexi whats upp i have talked to you in so long
Archers Paradox Report | 10/25/2010 1:56 pm
Archers Paradox
punkgrandma Report | 10/21/2010 3:58 pm
sweatdrop i suppose.
Archers Paradox Report | 09/16/2010 1:51 pm
Archers Paradox
MeIanite Report | 09/02/2010 3:03 pm
Thank you. 4laugh
I x I - R A G E Report | 09/02/2010 1:34 pm
I x I -  R A G E
add me
I x I - R A G E Report | 08/31/2010 7:15 pm
I x I -  R A G E
yo jordyn its me dalton
punkgrandma Report | 08/01/2010 3:31 pm
lol. love you too :]
Crunchy Water Report | 06/14/2010 8:09 pm
Crunchy Water
I left those cookies for you. lol

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