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MelancholyAstronomy Report | 06/05/2011 12:37 pm
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hallow blood Report | 11/22/2010 7:46 pm
hallow blood
:/ maybe this will cheer you up, teacher told it at camp other day.

a wife was having an affair with a neighbor, one day they heard the front door open and close and the wife says "oh sht, he's here! hide in the closet!"

so the man hides in the clkoset, afraid because he can hear them talking, and the husband might open the closet. but behind him, in the dark he hears "hey" in a high pitched voice.

the man turns around and a boy says "you're having an affair with my mom arent you?" the man says "well yeah.." the kid says- "do you wanna buy my baseball?" the man says "no not really". then the boy said, if you don't but it i will scream and my dad will open the closet and find you"

the man says "how much do you want you little brat" the boy says "$200" "what? you're crazy!" (boy-) "i'm about to scream!"

the man says "ok ok! i'll pay!" and pays him

a few weeks later it happens again, "hey! you're having an affair with my mom arent you?" the man says "yeah"
"do you wanna buy my mit?" (man-) "ok how much this time?"

"$500" (man-) "ok" and pays him.

later the dad asks "hey son, do you wanna go outside and play catch?" the son says "Well i cant dad, i sold my ball and mit to a friend"

"really? how much did you get?" boy- "$700".

"that's bad son, youy are going to go to church and confess your sins" so the dad takes him to the church and puts him in the confession booth.

the preacher says "confess your sins my son" and the boy is looking around and says "wow, it's dark in here"

"shut up boy, you're in my closet now" says the man.
hallow blood Report | 09/28/2010 5:22 pm
hallow blood
why do i listen to metal? BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE F---ING HAPPY!
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/08/2010 5:59 pm
Ninja of the Demon Realm
lol, sounds like my kind of game. xD
dude! awesome! how was the sleep/nap?o.o
i'm fine. xD
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/08/2010 12:24 pm
Ninja of the Demon Realm
crap, i didn't know about that one. D:
is it really that good?o.o i might get it for the gamecube. xD
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/07/2010 3:23 pm
Ninja of the Demon Realm
hm...idk that game. ._. the only game i know for the N64 is Zelda. x.x
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/07/2010 10:54 am
Ninja of the Demon Realm
sweet! XD i missed playing Zelda on the N64. D:
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/06/2010 7:26 pm
Ninja of the Demon Realm
lol, bummer. xD how do u transfer them to the comp?O.o
Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/05/2010 5:17 pm
Ninja of the Demon Realm
cool. xD
i'm been ok. XD
went for a jog in the neighborhood. XP


Male. A little creepy and insane, but not any less loveable. Love Nightmare Before Christmas and any scary movie I can get my hands on...Sneaky (or at least tries to be)... I like most genres of songs, drawing (but I'm not that good at it...),cutting things (other than myself), and sculpting with clay... I stand up for my friends... But I make sure to get my revenge... Hate anyone who acts like a snob. Gamer through and through but not a nerd, my grades can tell you that...Although I was smarter than most in my grade....(Got to skip 8th grade) Lately, I've been programming (for a job for 3 years if you can believe it) and I've recently messed around a lot with JAVA, VBA, RobotC (C based language specific to programming robots), and HTML 5, so if you've got any questions on these fronts, let me know, and I'll do my best to help.

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