April Burke

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Birthday: 03/27

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love? is that some sort of cheese?

If you havent contemplated murder, you havent been in love.

... ah, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens ...

... I'm not racist, I've got a black president ...

... that would be great if that was a real cereal ... start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex ... its a miracle in a bowl ... . Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!!


... its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it ...

... I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan's a*****e ...

Dane Cook is a phenomenon ...

... they used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up ... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus ...

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush ...has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy ...

when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, "I guess not" ...

I love the movies, I don't even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures ...

I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that ...


If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!"

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ...

i tried to look away but i was drawn to it. and sometimes you do a double-take, i did like a effing 12 take

One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back..mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the a**, I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *smack* IM FROM THE FUTURE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I always wanted to be a snake. Everytime I saw a snake of TV. I’d always say WHY NOT ME?!?!

I saw this on CNN a few days ago. In Florida these cops freaked out. They shot at this guy 11 times 'cause they said he was holding a grenade. HE WAS EATING A PEAR!! How do you f that up?! Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH!" *throws pear* "THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

"you're stupid like your fater." *ten minutes later* "MY FATHER"S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!


About Me: Don't get in my way :] okay bye bye

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zia eros Report | 02/17/2011 10:17 am
zia eros
well, well, miss april. i wonder if you still use this site? also, i wonder if you can guess who i am. whee
if so, i would be so pleased to chat with you again sometime. even if you don't, i hope you are doing very well.
Dolaporn Report | 06/08/2010 8:13 pm
Dolaporn
wats ure email?
Dolaporn Report | 06/06/2010 8:03 pm
Dolaporn
ok..lol..i'll add u soon..
Pants Genie Report | 05/28/2010 3:44 am
Pants Genie
hey little sister, how are you? sorry for the late reply; i've been working my butt off at the salon so i can come to america with a big wad of cash. whee
also sorry to hear that there's nothing to do where you live, but it's for the best if it keeps you out of trouble~ or at least, more or less out of trouble~
ooh, that's so cute to call him "hubby", i love it. i'm going to call him that. although it's more accurate for me to be the hubby, & him the wifey. ^^
yep, you're too young for traveling much yet, but in the future you must come to italy and sleep on our couches, lol.
take care of yourself, dear.
xoxo.
Pants Genie Report | 05/21/2010 8:03 pm
Pants Genie
miss aprrrrril heart

it's the plain truth, men are simple & dumb. i'm sorry that you don't know any others who are at least smart enough to know they're stupid, lol.

oh~ that dude of mine is very fine & so am i. in fact, we just got back from a trip to sicily, to celebrate our 3 year anniversary together. he is a very uncommon man, saintly patient to put up with me for so long. sweatdrop the trip was fantastic; we ate everything, didn't get harassed for wacked by the mafia, & i even serenaded him in traditional italian style like a total weirdo. although, last night i made a bad choice & went to the "wolfman" movie. what a piece of crap; i spent most of the time waiting for the quiet parts, & sighing or groaning loudly. so clearly my date was thrilled to be with me, lol.

xoxo.
Pants Genie Report | 05/13/2010 5:36 am
Pants Genie
oh, no, i cannot believe that at all, because you are beautiful on the inside. also, remember that boys are immature & dumb, so it takes us longer to realize things like that. please be patient with us. sweatdrop

anyway, i have been pretty good. this evening i'm taking a certain special gentleman on a date to a poetry reading, so the next time you talk to me, i should be more intellectual & classy, lol.

xoxo.
Pants Genie Report | 04/27/2010 5:00 am
Pants Genie
hey, girl. ^.^
don't worry at all. i couldn't blame you for having a life outside of this website.
um, well, unfortunately, since the last message, that boy i was talking about has decided that he doesn't care about me at all. he isn't interested in romantic love. he changed completely toward me overnight, & i really have no idea why. i cannot help being sad about him.........but i must get over it, or else be a depressing sadsack forever. but i am not a very positive person, so it's very difficult. sweatdrop
xoxoxo.
Brenna Allerion Report | 03/26/2010 2:31 pm
Brenna Allerion
Happy birthday

i would buy you something but i'm broke
but anyway, happy birthday
Pants Genie Report | 03/26/2010 1:48 am
Pants Genie
he is the sweetest, most adorable little french boy who ever existed. he shines like the sun & makes my life beautiful. clearly........i'm pretty crazy about him, lol. although, i am not so sure he's "lucky" to be my target. xp

unfortunately, he lives in paris & i'm in florence, so we can only see each other on the weekends.
it's killing meeee crying
Brenna Allerion Report | 03/22/2010 5:34 pm
Brenna Allerion
ooooooooh. =P

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