ok, first, at sunrise, when the world is pink and shiny, i think i kinda love you, but i have to tell you this random fact: tuna with peanut butter and gelid fish eyes makes me puke. and hey, the love thing, well, if you just change everything about yourself except your looks, except your beliefs, except your ideas, except your birthday -- well, maybe change your birthday -- well, not the day but the year -- i really need someone older -- well, except that -- i mean, i changed my mind -- you're perfect -- but don't change your clothes or your style or your sense of humor or your feelings about god or your radical liberal feminist progressive socialist politics, or the things you like to eat or the music you listen to or the movies you watch -- just change all the rest, then i'm sure we can start living in a trailer park in arizona ... maybe tomorrow? something near a UFO site. i'm afraid i'll only take YES YES YES as an answer. yea, ok. have you talked to tha forla woman recently? i think she's climbed into my backpack and is making sandwiches. i'm not sure what kind, but can you tell her i don't eat meat? anyway, i sure do hope you're doin' ok. basically i've just been wearing a towel since i saw you last. and of course i've been thinking about you. and... also... you know... these pills ... i don't think they're working *sigh.* but ... you know ... i'm trying to eat them as fast as i can. *takes out knife and fork* they're just so damn big. i mean, you could stuff these into the a** of a horse. really. he'd never feel it. but i sure do. i mean wow ... all the colors and the stars ... it's just like getting lost in your eyes ... i love you, you sexy inch-tall avatar.