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JUSTIN BEIBER GETTIN HIT BY A WATER BOTTLE LMAO

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hi pplz my names savannah but my friends call me sav^^ im from NONE OF UR BUISSNES U STALKER O.O
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" No means No"

Guy: Can we have sex right now?
Girl: Can we do what?
Guy: You know, can I be your first, finally?
Girl: Um...no.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because, One, you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend...
Guy: So, if you don't tell, I won't tell.
Girl: Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first.
Guy: I'm not special to you?
Girl: You're my friend. That's all.
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving
25 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh
Girl: moves his hand, Don't touch me.
Guy: tries to kiss her
Girl: screams, Would you stop.
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over; Please, don't do this.
Guy: Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes. Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, No, don't.
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, NO, please don't do this to me!
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you. He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, Just take me home, now.
Guy: says, Alright. Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months.
Doctor: looks at her, You haven't been having your "time" for a reason.
Girl: looks at him and says, Why?, dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: You are pregnant.
Girl: faints.The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you. The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any mother ******** who does this to my girl or any girl!!!"

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Mina Blanks Report | 07/12/2012 5:57 pm
Mina Blanks
I really like that sorry " no means no" on ur profile!
MadHattress7 Report | 10/23/2010 12:11 pm
MadHattress7
i actually haven't seen/read soul eater. I might just have to check it out.
ZeroSwirl Report | 10/18/2010 7:13 am
ZeroSwirl
yea thats true, theres really nothing to do now on this site,i just return for my fish xd hows school im on fall break right now
MadHattress7 Report | 10/17/2010 3:04 pm
MadHattress7
hey, i heart your profile. I heart shugo chara and Ouran host club. they rock
Dozhi-kun Report | 10/09/2010 6:06 pm
Dozhi-kun
Heyyy mannn I luv bunniesss
dey da best
ZeroSwirl Report | 09/17/2010 3:17 pm
ZeroSwirl
-sigh- it's sooo hot, i feel like the witch in wizard of oz, im literally say, "I'mmmm meelltttttingggggg!!!! burning_eyes " whee
ZeroSwirl Report | 09/11/2010 7:36 am
ZeroSwirl
Dang I got Spanish 1 world geography business computer geometry for my A day then for my B day I got physics healtheducation visual arts amd English 1 xp
ZeroSwirl Report | 09/07/2010 2:58 pm
ZeroSwirl
Umm I guess we're the samebi g a freshman is pretty much like 8th grade but a little bit different the only classes I hate are pysics and health education, it's a bore. What classes do you have? 3nodding
ZeroSwirl Report | 09/06/2010 2:22 pm
ZeroSwirl
wink well then, hows the school work? is it hard?
ZeroSwirl Report | 09/02/2010 5:45 pm
ZeroSwirl
Omg lol xd did you guys tried to crack each other up, i would lose btw i laugh pretty easily redface
 
 
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i made this 1 out of boredom