Just call me Shay, or whatever else you like. I'll answer to almost anything.
This is where I would tell you about my inner self...but I don't have an inner self...so I just kinda roll in potato salad. If I tried to look into my inner self I would probably find that I'm a novelty vibrator.. pink and fuzzy at the top, a funny shape and often buzzing.
I often like to rape lil spoons that lay on my ottoman, but I think I'm going to move on to hairbrush handles. I've been told they work quite well.
I can't fall asleep unless I have a noodle up my nose and a jar of honey at my side. It would be blasphemy to sleep any other way.
Well, now you know about me. So it's time for me to go run and hide from those boxed peaches that like to kill rabbits! -skips off-
The pink vibrator has finally graduated aaaand is going to college!!!
Oh yes.. And is currently addicted to All-American Rejects and Basshunter. <3
They make my heart melt.
Es meh..Deal with it.
Delve into the world of the pink vibrator!