About
Welcome to my profile. Won’t you stay and read?
There have been dozens of drafts, and upwards of seven installations of my about me’s. I feel that people enjoy reading these, and I’ve gotten quite a few compliments on them. Don’t let that stop you from complimenting them, as that definitely helps me write more.
One fish, two fish.
Red fish, blue fish.
This fish, that fish.
I hate you fish.
Hop on pop
My heart will stop.
Three fish, four fish.
******** tool fish.
Hello.
And welcome to the aperture sc
Whoops, wrong window.
My name is Amythe.
My real name is Christopher.
Call me what you like, but know that I am a boy.
Please refrain from calling me Amy.
Also, don’t call me Amy with satire.
It’s really not funny.
Please, Amy is not a boy’s name.
At least, not yet.
That’s not until I have kids.
This little piggy went to market
And came home to a llama, a match book, and a television that.
None of them were there before.
You must light the match book to set fire to the llama.
But you need the llama to change the channel on the television.
But you need the television to strike the match book against.
Quick.
Solve for X.
I joined Gaia in September of 2004.
The 24th of that month.
Six years I’ve been on this site.
And every year it just gets a little worse and worse.
Sure, I’ve taken breaks.
Who hasn’t?
But that’s still terrible.
That not-so-cool fish.
Sometimes I reuse parts of my old About Me’s
This following part is one of those.
My favorite bands are Joanna Newsom and Agalloch.
My favorite song is by Battle of Mice.
My favorite genre of music is post-rock.
My favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk.
My favorite book is Diary.
My favorite movie is The Tracey Fragments
My favorite artfilm is Waking Life.
My favorite drug film is Spun.
Copying and pasting doesn’t fulfill me.
I really hate that small little spew fish.
I’m rather destructive.
I drive a motorcycle.
I practice parkour
I hardly eat, and I slice my wrist.
Help me from myself, Mr. blood pool fish.
I’ve been banned more times than most should ever be.
I was a complete douchebag music elitist for three years.
Then I was a smaller, yet still significant, douchebag in the LD.
Sorry, everyone.
I’ll be more tame.
Like a lion, with a chair being shoved in my face.
I am in love with Netflix
But it just serves as a mean to soothe my addictions.
I get extremely addicted to things.
Anything, really. Projects.
Math.
Shows.
Music.
And then it dies off after a couple of weeks.
And I never touch it again.
Je suis mauvais au français.
Mais j'essaie.
Compte-cela?
Cel’Il ne fait pas fish.
I love to tutor math
Teaching people is something that comes naturally to me.
It allows me to nurture
Because ******** nature.
********. Nature.
I love being purple.
Or Green, or Yellow, but I haven’t made those full-body dyes yet.
If you enjoy my about me, or any of my posts
Or maybe you just think I’m cute.
Do tip. heart
Also, drop me a line.
I really love talking to people
And if at all possible, send me a PM
My goal in life is to become famous.
I want to be talked about in college classrooms.
I know, one of these days, I’ll be cited in a book.
A Wikipedia will be written on me.
Yes.
An entire Wikipedia.
And I won’t be in the goo fish.
I wish I could draw.
It’s really crushing to me that I can’t.
I feel like most things come very naturally to me.
But even after years of trying off and on.
I can’t be graced with the skills of an artist.
The eye, the hand.
You’re a ******** tool fish.
I ******** love animals.
And I love ******** animals
I had a puppy for 14 years before she passed away this past summer.
I’m distraught over that.
But at least I still have Boxxy, my tuxedo kitten.
…
And yes, she’s named after that Boxxy.
I’m ******** up fish
My medications make it so that I can’t write.
Can’t compose.
Can barely do math.
But without them, I can’t hear anyone speak.
Too many voices.
Too many ******** voices.
This is some of the worst prose I’ve written.
Thank the medications for this.
I miss the voices.
Too many ******** voices.
My About Me
Is a way to let loose.
To be myself.
To cry onto a page and let my fingers do the communicating.
I wish I could be coherent
I wish I could know what I want to say.
And although I might not be mentally well
At least physically, I’m fine.
…
For now.
I’ll ******** kill you fish.
I’ll ******** kill you.
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