I Wish I Was A Lesbian (super funny)

YES!!!

I AM MARRIED TO THE BEAUTIFULIEST WOMEN ON GAIA!!! BOOYA!!! AND WILL BE MARRIED TO HER IN!!!-counts.- FOUR YEARS!!!! BOOY YA!!! -dances.-
Mr. and Mrs. Moore
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Amara914 Tem and Temarirules Tem

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A girl and a girl were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...

Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.

Girl 2- No, this is fun...

Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!

Girl 2- Then tell me you love me.

Girl- I love you, now slow down...

Girl 2- I love you too. Now, give me a big hug.

-She gave her a big hug-


Girl 2- Can you take off my helmet and put it on; its bothering me...


In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the girl realized that the breaks were broken she didn't want the girl to know. Instead she had her hug her and tell her she loved her one last time. Then she had her put her helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that she would die.

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We will always be together...Me and her forever....
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Lone_Vamp Report | 08/18/2012 11:02 am
Lone_Vamp
You lesbo~ Hope everything is going well in your life. lol
masonjar13 Report | 02/05/2012 3:44 am
masonjar13
^_~
rp_rocker_girl Report | 11/09/2011 5:16 pm
rp_rocker_girl
Hey its been a while huh? how have you been?
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 11:04 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
*hugs you tightly* Im sorry again...
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 10:58 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
yeah Im sorry...
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 10:50 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
I can't my computer is really messing up on me, sorry.
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 10:31 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
*huggies* sooo what do you wanna talk about?
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 10:19 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
thats cool
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 10:09 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
being lonely and talking with some friends...How about you?
Kinky Kitty Kiki Report | 07/26/2010 9:51 pm
Kinky Kitty Kiki
welcome back
 

Amara914

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Last Login: 01/09/2021 9:04 am

Registered: 03/09/2008

Gender: Female

What about me.....

Me:5'3ft,brown black eyes, brown black hair, is medium

Clothing:Boy outfits, goth bracelets, tennis shoes and or black boots

Piercings:Ear cartiledge, and earlobes

Make-up:Only lip-gloss and Mascara

Likes:Rock bands, everything but spiders, mean people, and assholes.

Colors:Black,Red, Blue-Gray

Where:Behind you

Occupation:Taken

Age:You dont need to know

School:That too

Contact: Vampirelover914@aol.com, Vampirelover914@hotmail.com

Vampirelover914 (window's live messenger and aol AIM)

I am a punk out goth that loves hoodies. I love to hang out with my friends and talk to them on the phone or texting. I love to swim alot in a cold freezing pool, love to hang out with my bestest friend Stephanie. She is the greatest friend I have, she is the best person in the world that makes me smile. But most of all is my love Randee, she makes me laugh like never before, she is mine so back off. If you even try to hurt my friends or loved one, I will find you and kill you. My best friend Stephanie is the greatest and if you know her take care of her. Also no one knows but my friends that I trust, I am a vampire. For real I mean it, if you don't believe then screw you. As well I have a sixth sense. In my life I've never met anyone more beautiful then my lover. She's my life and no one can't mess with her.(Randee)A lot of you have been my exs in the past but remember I'm your friend still. Mhm a lot of other people my might mistaken me as boy but it doesn't matter cause I get it a lot.



-I walk around the night moving quickly smirking under my dark hood then appears in front of you- Hello, I am not here to hurt you. You might think I am evil and dark but I am not. I am a sweet girl but if you piss me off...off with your head.-hisses- I am a vampire and proud of it but strangly I am able shift into other things. So please don't test me or else, but if you get to know me..I am sweet girl...most of the time.-smirks then takes off my hood smiling. My black hair shimmers in the moonlight as well as my brown eyes- So what do you say friends? -puts hand out to you and you take it softly and I smile, being glad I made a friend-


To my friend Stephanie:
Stay With Me By biggrin anity Kane:
[Verse 1]
Raindrops, Fall From, Everywhere
I Reach Out, For You, But Your Not There
So I Stood, Waiting, In The Dark
With Your Picture, In My Hands
Story Of a Broken Heart

[Chorus]
Stay With Me
Don't Let Me Go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me

[Verse 2]
I'm Trying And Hoping, For The Day
When my touch is enough
To Take The Pain Away
Cause I've Searched For So Long
The Answer Is Clear
We'll be OK if We Don't Let It Disappear

[Chorus]
Stay With Me
Don't let Me go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's it Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me

[Verse 3]
I've searched my heart over
So many many times
No you and I, is like no stars to light the sky at night
Our Picture Hangs Up To
Remind Me Of The Days
You Promised Me We'd Always
And Never Go Away
That's Why I Need You To Stay

[Chorus]
Stay With Me
Don't let Me go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me

[Fades]
oh.. oh oh
don't leave
so I stay waiting in the dark...

(continue)
(part 1)

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What about me...(Part 2)

(Continued)
(Part 2)

Two song's to my gf:
Beautiful By Akon
&
Sexy b***h By David Guetta

Beautiful:
When I see you,
I run out of words to say
I wouldn't leave you,
Cause your that type of girl, that makes mistakes

I see the guys tryna' holla,
Girl I don't want to bother you,
Cause your independent and you got my attention
And I'll be your baby father,
Girl I just want to show you,
That I love what you are doing

I see you in the club, you gettin' down'
I wanna get with you
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
That wanna get with you

You're so beautiful, So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful, So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful...

Where'd you come from, you're outta' this world, to me
You're a symbol of what a beautiful woman should be (ooh wee)

I see the guys trying to holla,
Girl I don't want to bother you,
Cause your independent and you got my attention
And I'll be your baby father,
Girl I just want to show you,
Cause I love what you are doing

I see you in the club, you gettin' down
I wanna get with you
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful (oh yeah)
So damn beautiful (oh yeah)
Said your so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn Beautiful (so beautiful)
You're so beautiful... beautiful... beautiful... beautiful... (2)

I see the guys tryna' holla,
Girl I don't want to bother you,
Cause your independent and you got my attention
And I'll be your baby father,
Girl I just wanna show you, cause I love what you are doing
I see you in the club, you gettin' down
I wanna get with you (oh yeah)
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful, So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful, So damn Beautiful
You're so beautiful...

Sexy b***h:
Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her

They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumour I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!

The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn Girl!!!

Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her

They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumour I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being

disrespectful!!!

The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being

disrespectful

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you the sexy b***h, the sexy b***h!
Damn, you the sexy b***h!

Damn! You The Sexy b***h!
 
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dont be afraid of telling someone you love. Dont be afraid of being gay or being bi

WOW YOU WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE MAN YOUR STUPID!

Keep going!!

I ALWAYS DO STUPID THINGS TO CAUSE MY FRIENDS PAIN. I NEVER MEAN TO BUT I JUST DO. I NEVER MEAN TO HURT ANY OF THEM ESPICALLY MY BEST FRIEND THAT IS GOING THROUGH ALOT WITH HER MOTHER AND HER BOYFRIEND. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) I NEVER MEAN TO HURT ANYONE NOR BRING TEARS. I WANT FORGIVENESS THAT IS ALL I AM ASKING.

LOVE IS CRUEL AND SELFISH. SO TREASURE THE ONE YOU LOVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN CAUSE ONCE YOU LET GO OF THEM, YOU MIGHT NEVER GET THEM BACK NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRY AND PLEAD.

HUSBAND AND WIFE!!! (AKA) WIFE AND WIFE!!!!