Real Vampires are gorgeous, deadly, and allergic to the sun.
BS Defining Me, My Perspective
Hey, person I may or may not know. Im Amalia. Nice to meet you... I hope. What follows is a short introduction to my me-ness:
I'm probably a little weird to people who haven't been exposed to me for a while, but that's okay. If I bother you then it's your problem, not mine. If you can't handle it, I'm not going to try to change for you.
Hmm... I love everybody, especially my "wife," but my loves and lovers in general are off limits to anyone who thinks it's a good idea to mess with them. Don't mess with my friends.
If you feel like putting up with my insanity, PM me. I don't accept friend requests from strangers. Stranger danger and all that preschool sharing is caring nonsense. If you're going to do the "smart" thing and pretend you never heard of me so you can retain whatever sanity you have left, have fun and I wish you well in all your endeavors.
Just remember: duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.