Love stays locked in your heart,
like a caterpillar in a cocoon....but one day the cocoon breaks open,
& a beautiful butterfly emerges.
-and then gets eatten by a frog-
your mom is so...
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for (and failed) a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 22 bus, she took the 11 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
locked her keys in a motercycle
she broke a window to see what was on the other side
she sat next to Jesus in the 2nd grade
her birth certificate says expired
her birth place is Pangea
her best friend was a dinosaur
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
she tried to enter an ugly contest but professionals weren't aloud
she speaks wookie