AboutAAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
Join the army! Meet interesting people before you kill them!
If the psychic hotline really was... wouldn't they call you?
I love to go down to the school yard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... they don't know that I'm only using blanks.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I tell him, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, I tell him, "Probably because of something you did."
Why do they rate a movie "R" for "adult language?" The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.
We used to be Schizophrenic, but we're better now.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Chocolate is the answer to EVERYTHING.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.