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Last Login: 08/25/2017 8:49 pm

Registered: 11/23/2008

Gender: Male

Birthday: 07/09


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This is a journal where I keep my thoughts. Feel free to read it.


My name is Noah. I am still a student and I live in San Diego, California. I am a bowler and carry a 200 average and won scholarship wink .
Questions I usually get:
Have you bowled a 300? No
Highest Game? 277
Highest Series? 754
Xbox or PS3? Xbox
Xbox Live? Yes: Serious Weiner
Where did you get your name? My sister
Height? 6'0 and still growing
Weight? Idk

Any more questions, message me or add me.


I want to be a bird. And I'd be an asshole bird, imagine this:
It's Christmas day, you're excited for your presents. Your parents are finally taking a break from their constant arguing and fighting and are enjoying themselves. Overall, it's a pretty relaxing day; the first in months. As you guys are laughing and opening gifts, I am on a hell-bound path to your house. The speed in which I am going is unreal and too fast to be birdly possible. I am flying right to your window. As I am on my way to destroy your glee, I am singing "Wrecking Ball". I am nearing my final destination and think of how much of a great life I've had being the world's biggest bird dick. Then it happens, I smash into your window. Due to the speed I was at, I go through your window and shatter it entirely. Your family is so startled and don't know what to do. Your sibling(s) start to cry and your parents start shouting and this leads into another argument. As this is occurring, I am on the floor, enjoying my final moments. And right before I perish, I whisper, "I came in like a wrecking ball." And then I die.

The End
"You're an Asshole Mr.Bird" - an original story written by Noah (Me) in Biology.


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Rei Kasumi Report | 07/31/2014 4:43 pm
Rei Kasumi
hey Noah it's me bev.
Brommiel Report | 05/04/2014 8:52 pm
Akukonta Report | 04/23/2014 8:23 pm
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Brommiel Report | 04/19/2014 10:14 pm
how to potato?
Brommiel Report | 03/21/2014 6:08 pm
Suddenly a dancing cat appears.
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Brommiel Report | 02/18/2014 3:38 pm
more free stuff
Brommiel Report | 02/18/2014 3:09 pm
Don't forget your free Gaia halo
Brommiel Report | 02/16/2014 10:15 pm

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Cresent Elegance Report | 12/23/2013 1:47 pm
Cresent Elegance
XD Why?
Cresent Elegance Report | 10/20/2013 6:51 pm
Cresent Elegance
o: Me no likey bananas > o <

This is me. Enjoy my face and the knowledge that I carry a 200 bowling average wink

Drawn by my sister, Brommiel