Birthday: 08/22
Remind me to update my interests.
from beneath you it devours
kyu
hail satan my dark lord and master
hail satan
this is like my family
*gasp* it broke
i am sexy as hell an't i
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. <3
i love all my friends
i hate me life
my new bffl
im so lost and im not going to ******** up over anybody so ******** me
brother and sister
ppl i love to death
its brian omg i missed him my buddy for ever and ever
doughter and her fiance
******** you b***h
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we haven't talked in ages have we emo
anyway happy birthday razz