Queue and Ay"What's up?"
Raked in a lot of treasure on my last job! I'm feeling pretty good now.
"What's your name?"
Aless- er-hem! Sorry about that. My name is Maeva. No surname, just Maeva, and certainly not someone naturally talented at magic.
"What are your measurements?"
Pervert. That's all you're after, isn't it? Give up if you know what's good for you.
"Eheheh, sorry. Sooo, ummmm, what do you do for a living?"
Treasure hunting, as you may have guessed from earlier. I explore caves, ruins, and the like in search of unclaimed loot, then sell it off. Very lucrative.
"And dangerous. How do you deal with threats?"
Hilt-deep in a monster's throat, that's how. Easy.
"With just a tanto? Don't you use anything else?"
I can also summon floating blades that are controlled by my thoughts. Great for shredding just about any enemy.
"Didn't you say you aren't-"
So I use a little bit of magic! That doesn't mean I'd make a fantastic sorceress or anything! That's not what I aim to be!
"Whoa, chill out! ...Though that flailing panic made quite a sight, heheh..."
Huh? I didn't hear all that. What did you say?
"Ohhhhh, I can't take it anymore! I gotta know! What are your measurements?!"
Really?! You haven't given up on that?! ...Fine, if it'll shut you up, I'm 39-24-36. There!
"And the cup size?! What's your cup size?!"
E! I'm an E-cup! Happy?! Now get lost!!!