Guess what I did watching this video..... I ate a sandwich you sick ********.
And I will be the sexiest chalupa of them all...
Knock Knock! You have leukemia!
That's not a real rapping name... they have names like... John... and Frank
Technical Schematic
File accessed: Model AMF Technical Schematic.
Model name: Agent MonkFish
Specs: Poly-Mimetic Alloy comprised of Hafnium-Carbide kept in a liquid metalic state. All form and function regulated by a system of nanobots along an electromagnetic skeleton. Specialized nanobot clusters near the hands, feet, shoulders and head to form weaponry and transportation tech. Human brain still present but kept in a remote and unknown location, all commands relayed on a special frequency. Brain also enhanced by electronics.
Weaponry: Two plasma bolt gattling guns that may sprout from the wrists. Plasma bolts are a special type of plasma discharge that gathers static electricity as it moves through the air increasing the power but becomes unstable and dissipates after 200 feet. Two missile racks that house heat seeking missiles. One flamethrower in the skull. One satellite laser. Liquid metal can also reform into rudementary blunt or blade weapons if need be.
Propulsion Systems: Type: Electric powered turbines in boots and jet pack. Maximum Speed: Mach 1.2 (960 mph) Life Capacity: Normal flight configuration 3,200 lbs. High thrust: 5,300 lbs. Range: N.F.C., About 2,000 mile (100 % load), 3,900 miles (50% load). H.T.: About 800 miles (100% load), 1,000 miles (50% load), about 7,500 miles (unloaded, ballistic flight) Fuel: Solar energy converted to electricity to power exceptionally efficient turbines.
Power Supply: Each nanobot is equipped with miniature versions of these. Type: High-density storage battery, AC/DC electricity. Primary: Beta particle generator, creating constant current from passing beta particles that continually bombard Earth. Secondary: Solar power converters, regrouped in microscopic ridges for improved collection efficiency, arrayed on shoulders and headpiece.
Known weakness-essError-Error File corrupted. Altered by outside source. Error-ErrorSo you've stumbled onto my tech file have you? Well you didn't think I'd give away my weakness that easy did you? Well, I'll give you some other information about me instead. I probably don't like you. I am an a*****e. You won't start off on my good side and I doubt you'll ever get there at all. I loathe all modern music. I despise emos for ruining general misanthropy so if you are an emo, it would be in your best interest to keep away. Rap music is filth and all pseudo-urbanites are filth in relation. American Comics will always be better than Manga and Iron Man is the greatest superhero for the simple fact that he created his powers (So did Batman but Repulsor blasts are so much more deadly than a Bat-arang) That's all I feel like putting here because I'd rather be doing something else.File returned to normal!...this may be the only way to destroy the AMF incase something goes wrong.
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Fool.
Add me already.
Mono is commenting your profizzle!
How 'bout that?
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