Stuff That Fell Off The Back Of The Truck 'R' Us
All right, it's too late for you. You've crossed the threshold, you've rung the little buzzer over the door. And so help me God, if that buzzer rings again before you have purchased something you will die a horrible, gasping death clutching at your own intestines splayed across the linoleum between the laundry detergent and shelves of ten thousand things made from sodium. Sinners, grease your little cornholes and pull your wallets out.
One last thing: here, take a complimentary mint. And have a fantastic day.