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Every person has a light side
which was made for saving souls

Every person has a dark side
which was made for taking souls

Every person is taking by one,
the light or the dark

Every person according to what they're heart wants
and the life that they'll embark

Some get consumed with ease
others don't

But as for me.......


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........i learned to control 'em both

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The Marijuana smoker's code of Etiquette.
-by Arj Barker and 2 other guys whose name i can't remember.

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We marijuana-loggers feel that marijuana smokers have had a bad reputation. They're usually thought of as lazy and dim-witted. Why, this couldn't be further from the tooth. There is actually a strict code of discipline that pot smokers must firmly adhere to. Here are some hightlights from an actual webpage from an authority known as "Scooter 512" (or something like that. It could've been "Scooter 513" or Bandit 300" - let's not get hung up on details, okay?)

Rule number one: If someone rolls a joint, it's good to give the person a compliment on their rolling skills. Something like, "that's some tight s**t buddy."

Rule number 2: Always remember to thank the person who has gotten you high. Unless it was some really killer weed, in which case it is totally acceptable to forget to say thank you.

Rule number C: Never make your smoke better than it really is. This gets everybody's hopes up just to be let down. Don't go bragging about how you got the Chronic and then whip out the Down Town Brown on everyone's a**! People hate that. Specially us.

Rule number 14: It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl without notifying of its potential emptiosity. A proper warning would be, "Here ya go....i think it might be cashed. Go ahead, give it a try, see what happens. We're all pulling for you. Good luck."

Rule number 7: When rolling a joint don't ever pack a seed. Instead pack a lunch. It will come in very handy later. Make sure you pack enough to share.

Rule number 8: You have to allot at least seven and three-quarters minutes of fake interest in the person holding the weed. Say something nice about them or their stuff, like, "Cool pipe," or "Wow, that's a neat lizard."

Rule number 9: i'm glad your cousin works in a movie theater and let you sit in the projection room once when you were visiting him in Phoenix last summer....but what you should really do is take a hit and pass the pipe already.

Rule number 10: If you're getting high with someone and they ask for a sip of your drink, you must give them some. Dry mouth is not ******** funny. In fact, if left untreated, it can lead to the dreaded cottonmouth. Which, without immediate hydration can turn into full-blown O.M.A.M - Old Man's a** Mouth.

Rule number next one: It is not cool to criticize other people's weed in front of them. Example, "Hey, no thanks. i'd rather smoke horse's puke than your low quality s**t weed. Thanks for offering, though" Don't do that. It hurts.

Rule number yellow: Hey, don't push anyone to smoke pot with you. It's cool to offer weed to your new neighbor, but if they refuse, back off. In other words, don't do this: "Hey Mr. Johnson, this is your new neighbor. YOu're about to smoke pot whether you like it or not. So get over here and suck on bong!" Don't do that. It's pushers that make marijuan illegal. And polotics. And laws. Mostly laws.

Rule number unicorn: Pass the j clockwise, always clockwise. (That means the direction a clock goes.)

Rule number i'm so high i don't even know: Never Bogart. But if you supply the weed, you can Bacall us anytime.
-if you didn't get that, ask an old person to explain it to you.

A Rule that Rhymes: When smoking a bowl with other smokers, remember this saying: Don't be mean, leave some green.

A Rule About Roaches: Don't eat them, it doesn't get you high and it just makes you look like a hobo.

A Rule That is so obvious it shouldn't even be a Rule but here it is: Don't get your spit all over the pipe, bong, or joint. Remember, your bodily fluids are disgusting, so please don't force them upon others.

Rule number 8,763: Dude, don't be a d**k and spill the bong water. It smells like Cheech's a**.

Rule number 1.2 million: Please do not, while getting stoned in a canoe, stand up. You may drown. Or worse, spill bong water into the lake.

Rule number chimp: THe person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and gets first hits.

Rule number cider house: If you're getting high with someone at your house offer them some snacks if you have any. If you don't that's cool. It's not cool that you don't have any food, but it's cool if you don'w offer. Cause you don't have any.

Rule number finally: And perhaps the most important rule of them all - according to "Scooter 512" - if three guys write a somewhat padded but sincere book about marijuana, maybe you should get them high if ever your paths should cross in a comedy club or back alley.

Note: Rule number so high i don't even know was not originally called that.
For more info 'bout weed or Arj Barker and the other 2 guys check out www.arjbarker.com
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