DEMON_OF_DEATH_14
1. God creates dinosaurs 2. God destroys dinosaurs 3. God creates man 4. Man destroys God5. Man creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs...eat man, woman inherits the Earth.
#1: Never let suspects stay together
#2: Never screw over your partner
#3: Always wear gloves at a crime scene
#4: Never be unreachable
#5: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person-if you must. There is no third best.
#6: Always be specific when you lie.
#7: Never take anything for granted.
#8: Never say your sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
#9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
#10: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
#11: When the job is done, walk away.
#12: Never date a coworker.
#13: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
#14: Never mess with a Marine's coffee; if you want to live.
#15: Always work as a team.
#51: Sometimes- you're wrong.
NCIS IS THE NEW PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!
Jack Sparrow=Jethro Gibbs
Will Turner=Tony DiNozzo
Elizabeth Swan=Ziva David
Davy Jones=Leon Vance
Barbossa=T.B. Fornell
Gibbs=Ducky
Norrington=Sax
Ragetti-=Palmer
Pintel=McGee
Tia Dalma=Abby
