Name: Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Père Noël, Sinterklaas, Papa Noel, Julemanden, Joulupukki, Papai Noel, Sheng Dan Lao Ren, Viejo Pascuero, Saint Nikolaus, De Kerstman, Kanakaloka, Tel-apo, Mikulás, Hoteiosho, Baba Chaghaloo, Babbo Natale, Kaledu Senelis, Święty Mikołaj, Дед Мороз/Ded Moroz, Jultomten, Noel Baba, Babadimri, Dyado Koleda, Vader Kersfees, Daidí na Nollaig, Pai Natal, Grandfather Frost, Deda Mraz, Daidaín na Nollaig, Moş Crăciun, Jultomten, サンタ Born: c. 270 A.D.Spouse: Jessica Mary Claus (♥)Reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen ...and Rudolph.BFFs: Krampus, Father Time, Mother Earth, Zwarte Piet, Easter Bunny, Frosty, Tooth Fairy, Cupid, Sandman, and the monsters that hide under beds.
What has even happened to the world, you're all on the naughty list this year. I'm so tired.
Ah, but enough of this negative stuff. It's Christmastime.
Hermey has been sending postcards from his office in California.
A Dolly for Sue has been seeing a psychiatrist who's really been helping her with her depression.
Buddy will be visiting for dinner on Christmas Eve and he's been bragging about a mysterious pasta sauce recipe that I can't wait to try.
Jessica keeps nagging me(I love you, honey ♥) to eat more.
I lost a little weight when I vacationed in the Caribbean this past summer(admittedly, one of the reasons I owe so much to the Tooth Fairy)...and she hasn't let me forget.
Eat! Who ever heard of a skinny Santa? EAT!
...she's so sweet for watching out for me. >,>