Teh me!
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Bloody ******** ********, what do you want me to do?
Name :(Red))
Age : 17
Gender : Both! lol just kidding.
Location: Jersey.
Height : 5.9
Weight : 120
Sex Preference : I like girls!
Facial Hair Goat
Teeth (Yes/No)/Fangs/Braces/Caps/Metal Fronts : YNNNN
Eye Color : Green+Red. They have a red ring around the pupil.
Hair Color : Brown, currently. Will change soon.
Shoe Size : 10
Fav. color : Red
Armor : Sweatshirt
Blood Type : Type O Negitive.
Race : German, I'm white.
Tattoo(s) : No.
Piercing(s) : Ears, Tounge
Jewelry : Watch.
occupation : I don't work I'm defective. I'm a pirate
About : I am a little reject from Jersey. I smoke I drink, I listen to metal and rock, I despise rap and people who try to be black. I hate the media, I hate genre's. I like sushi and coffee. I make jokes about jesus that will throw me in hell, hey at least I know where I'm going. I love boobs, I don't have morals. I belive in pron, but just don't hit on me. I love anime and horror flics and cheesey poofs. I eat frankenberry and drink rum. Vodka is my friend. Would you like to meet her? Were involved :Strokes hair: I lost my remote to my t.v. I pluged my i-pod into my amp and cracked my window, and almost got arrested. You know those things at the supermarket, You know, the ones that spit out the coupons? Well I smacked it and it flew right out. I didn't know they used batteries. Well, I was frantic trying to put it back in wile people were walking down the aisle so I ditched it in the toilet paper. I talk alot if I know you, If not. I don't make a peep. I don't like all the sex on animal planet. Sick. I like ramen and chopsticks. I broke my belt somehow. I can play guitar, drums and can sing. I Don't have any fans. My bands name is
[That Band]
We're beter than you, we get cable. I used to own a black box but then I got io. I love code red. I eat taco's I wish I had some right now. I like Jay and Silent Bob. They live two towns away. I reproduce via budding. I love the 90's. I don't brush my hair much. I understood (The Wall) I want to be a Mythbuster. I won the cold war. I forced the U.S.A. is on it's knee's, I have my pants un-zipped. I have eye brows. I can't stand people talking during movies. I'm bullshiting more than on my last english report. I chose sex for 100 please. I'm a white trash prom queen. I'm not gonna go though. it's a waste of a 100 dollars. I'd rather buy a new guitar or, your mom's soul. Burnt toast sucks! I'm afraid of my toaster. It spits the toast out like a gun and they fly across the room. Oh baby, hurt me. Help me! My pant's just ripped. ********, I have to sew that now. ********............. where's the safty pins. I take a bus to school. Are you stalking me? Cause that would be super. Thats sad, did you actualy read all that? s**t. I wouldn't even do that. I hate chain letters but yet I was blocked for sending them. Explain that. I was thier when you were born. I was ******** your mom. I don't know either. Moveing on. I say piss and c**t. If you actualy read all of this page, I will add you to my friends list. Hell if you know this much about me, you aught to be my friend. Argba, I eat jur babies! It was self defence, I swear! Those babies were everywhare! I have I-tunes. I love you :Takes another shot: hey, you look even better than before. Is that a pine cone? Ahhh!!! ORLY? WWCND? I love how my voice sounds, well only when I turn the speed on my tape recorder all the way up. Any other time I hate it. I will wo you! Honey I'm home, hi sweety, how was work? Just fine. Hey son, Hey dad. Hows the science project going? Just swell dad (Runs in with shotgun) Die bitches! Gee wilikers, Were dead! ::You got that, dead, d-e-d, dead:: [but I might get killed if I go in thier] Thats a risk I'm willing to take. lol, dave hasslehoff playing the lead for romeo+juliet. lol. Tom hank's new hair? I hate the smell of flo naze. Some b***h emptied the entire bottle out on me. Then threw it at me. I kicked her in the face. lol (How many times have you lied?) Well... If every lie I've ever told, big or small, were represented by bowling balls and placed in this room. We'd all be dead. I've had it with these ******** snakes on this ******** plane! I'm anemic royalty!
s**t, No time to finish. I'll update later.
Other : Go get b***h-fisted!
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I have no shame, no pitty, and no regrets. Eye's closed and I'm over the moon.
I will report you if you send me a chain letter!
