So, here is my story.
I was created in a lab by a man named Dr. Weird. He named me Steve. He created me using plenty of chickens. He melded all of these chickens together to make one giant, crisp, golden chicken nugget. But then one day a little boy named Casey saw me and took a chunk out of my head, thinking that I was a friend of Ronald McDonald. Poor boy got food poisoning the next day.
After that day Dr. Weird decided that I was a chicken nugget popsicle. And there I had become _irvine_popsicle_. The Irvine comes from the latin word "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur viiien enenenen un in yah!" meaning "Wow, if you just read or attempted to pronounce this word then you are retarded".
SOME OF THAT STORY MAY BE FALSE. BUT WHO KNOWS?
So, my name is Holly.
And here's my...uh, other story.
I am Canadian.
I am in High School.
I love video games.
I am addicted to World of Warcraft.
Adalae - Level 70 Night Elf Priest - Garithos.
Play with me sometime if you like.
I love my Guitar Hero.
I love my XBox 360.
My bestbestbestbestBEST friend in the whole world's name is Shawna (RufusShinra_Poptart).
We have 7 1/2 shims and 1 1/1 girls and 1 boy.
Our family is lovely.
They are all 2 years old.
We also have our grown up girl named Marcus.
We had her with another lovely young lady named Lauren. (__zombiie fetus)
Marcus is very lovely. And almost 20 now.
Me and Shawna are going to live together when we're finished school.
We're going to have a very small, sh*tty apartment.
We're going to have two dogs, two cats, possibly a lizard and a tank full of colorful fish (When we can afford that).
One of our dogs name is going to be "John Christophe". He is going to be a pug. He is going to be fancy, and wear silk robes and eat from fancy glass dishes and have a silky pillow.
Our other dog is going to be a umm...not sure what breed yet, possibly a huskie or dalmation. His name is going to be Mittens.
One of our cat's name is going to be Slippers. She's going to be gray, small and cute.
Our other cat's name is going to be Reeleeree. That's her full name. Her first name is "Ree", her middle name is "Lee" and her last name is going to be "Ree" (Wether you like it or not mad ).
Her nick name is going to be "Reeree". She is going to be one retardedcool cat.
Our fishes names...well, I don't know. Probably just name them dumb things. Cause fish are dumb. I just like the pretty colors from some.
And our lizard's name will either be "Bradley" or ...umm, something else. I forget it. I'll have to ask my loverShawna later.
We're going to have a really, really, EXTREMELY sh*tty red car. It's going to sound, smell, and work awful. But we will love it. YES. WE WILL.
We're not going to turn on our lights much, for it would cost too much. Same with our TVs.
We're not going to have much food, SO DON'T COME OVER EXPECTING ANY.
We're going to throw parties!
....Probably lame nerdy ones that consist of WoW and Guitar Hero or something!
MY INTERNET FRIENDS ARE AWESOME.
They're going to visit us when we have our apartment, and we shall have laughs.
LOL I CLUB BBY SEELZ
THERE YOU GO.
Realm of the unknown.....
Realm of the unknown....
A journey through the realm of uknown....