~ABOUT ME~
PLEASE DONATE $75 SO I CAN BUY THE WHITE BUN-BUN PLUSHIE PLEASE! ILL GIVE GOLD THOUGH! JUST TELL ME HOW!My Name Is Megan. I Am Currently A Sophmore. Im just your typical ordinary girl. Im One Of A Kind! My Birthday is November 2nd. I Have My Tongue Pierced! lol. I am an open & very honest person. I am NOT Perfect. I think I wear to much makeup & eat way to much. People call me a slut & people hate me. I Honestly dont care what people think of me tho cuz ya know ur just gonna think what you want. I get bored & entertained easily. I laugh way to much & at stupid ******** shitt. I ******** love to have fun! I drink and yes I do smoke. I like to be with my friends cuz they wont Judge me. I know I can also be a real big b***h at times & i dont care. I Have A Potty Mouth & A Dirty Mind As Well, but whatever i dont care. Dont Like It, ******** off! mkay. Well Im Also defiantly not a fake a** b***h like most girls out there in this crazy world. I Love The OC. That 70 Show & More. I Also love the beach!! I boogie board. I wanna learn to surf & snow board. I Like goin to the mall & movies.
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The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
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