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Don't be alarmed!! This is funny stuff it's not about you I just found it from a site..Enjoy laughing your butt off!!!

>I'm bored, you're boring, so don't leave a message.
>Oh dear! Looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
>I am busy right now so I will remember to ignore you later like I usually do.
>They're selling lives at the store, you better go get one.
>You see this away message is really sad but funny at the same time. The sad part is that you expect me to reply to your message. The funny part is that I'm sitting looking at the screen laughing.
>Hey you! Yah, I'm talking to you. EARTH IS FULL. GO HOME, and leave me alone!
>You just won't leave me alone, will you? Yah know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.
>Don't talk to me. You're stinking up MY computer.
>How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>Go away, go directly away. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
>Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?
When you give me an answer, I'll talk to you!
>Do you see that little [X] at the top right hand corner of the box? Save me a lot of time and click it.
>I'm not here right now because I'm chasing your mom. She's chasing a school bus and thought it was a twinkie, and set loose on it.
>You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
>Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
 

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Black_slasher18 Report | 12/22/2013 5:40 pm
Black_slasher18
Thank you for your purchase!
hunnymutt Report | 12/05/2013 3:17 am
hunnymutt
Thanks 4 buying the rubber
HappyDeathFairy1 Report | 12/01/2013 9:46 am
HappyDeathFairy1
Thank you for purchasing my Aquarium Items!
Sonickyle1797 Report | 08/27/2010 1:14 pm
Sonickyle1797
cool avi
Sonickyle1797 Report | 06/06/2010 6:00 am
Sonickyle1797
hey
Mintendo 64 Report | 07/13/2009 9:17 am
Mintendo 64
I just bought a ninja headband..^.^
Mintendo 64 Report | 07/08/2009 9:26 am
Mintendo 64
ncie halo. blaugh
Mintendo 64 Report | 06/26/2009 6:39 am
Mintendo 64
hey!!


im bored too,,, gonk mad
Deb_Sapphire Report | 06/04/2009 6:01 pm
Deb_Sapphire
Thanks for buying a hermit cat from my store. smile
iiCewkie Monstah Report | 05/23/2009 1:11 pm
iiCewkie Monstah
thnx for buyin ^^