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Guten Tag! I am Cassie (sometimes known as Ed or 'Oi, p***k!' or Greta Von Whackbag of the Smack-A-Ho Tribe), and I'm a chick but you could never tell, because I've always been one of the guys. Even gots me an honorary p***s bestowed upon me by the Tribal Council of Men! I'm 34 years old and drive a piece 'o crap Olds sweet new Impala and smoke Camel Menthol Wides while I do so.
I live on a lake and like to feed the ducks, geese and swans and have hurled a great many objects into its endless depths. It's a great (expensive) place to live and I feel pride in being the only white b***h in the complex! I don't speak their durka-durka language but there is a bond there that only neighbors possess... I work at a car dealership and I really shouldn't, since I'm definitely not a people person but the money is horrible and the work sucks, so I'm stuck there for a while.
I am officially a Gaia billionaire! Only took seven frickin' years! And I did it all without buying any gold generators! BOO-YAH.
Other than that, I'm just a plain ol' psycho... As if you couldn't already tell.
Whenever a man believes that he has the exact truth from God, there is in that man no spirit of compromise. He has not the modesty born of the imperfections of human nature; he has the arrogance of theological certainty and the tyranny born of ignorant assurance. Believing himself to be the slave of God, he imitates his master, and of all tyrants the worst is a slave in power. - Robert Ingersoll
The noise in my head, with all its voices, repeats one thing incessantly, more than anything else. 'I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't let go of me now. Dream of me. Don't let me wake up.' But I know its only noise. Of something beautiful. - Johnny C.
Our fathers were the model for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? - Tyler Durdan
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment, remember, we are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. - Tool
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Jesus is risen, and it's no surprise. Even he would martyr his mama to ride to hell between those thighs...
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