Rollercoaster of life :DHola ! (: .
I see you've came across my page (: .
Well since your here i will tell you a little 'bout myself (: .
Name : Megan (: .
Age : If you really want to know ask (: ..
Hair Color : Brown d;
Eye color : Blue xD
Body type : athletic . That's where it's at !
Race : I'm white .. Reeeaally white ): , ( could pass for a vampire:0)
Favorite Movie : Step Brothers (: .
Favorite Kind of movies : Horror , Comedy , some Romance (: .
Favorite Candy : Snickers , M&M's . For suuure d: , Lol
Sports : Oh Lord .. , Fastpitch , Wrestling , Lacross , Volleyball , Soccer , Football , Track & Field , Basketball , Swimming .
I Also Race Dirt bikes (: , I'mma Jock d:.
Favorite Song : hmmm . Too Hard D;
Personality : Sweet , Outgoing , Weird , Crazy , Flirtatious , B i t c h at times D; , ( only when i'm mad d; ) , Hella Funny xD
My Cellular Device is My Life (: Forr surrre d: .
I love love being outside (: , Lol
Pretty much if you don't like me then F u c k off , 'cause B i t ch i'm giving you the real thing .. Nuff said d:
Short Or Tall : Well I Stand at 5'6 d:
Thing your most afraid of : Uhh Clowns .. There Child melesters with paint on there faces FO SHO!
Sex : Female Duhh !
Sexuality : ehh i'm straight as a line (;
Single [X] , Taken 
Lovers : Daniel Tosh . && Scotty McCreery (: <3 I call DIBS ! haha
I'm Like The Thunder Babe You Can Her Me But Cant See Me . :0
Oh yeah that's what's up .. You don't like it then you can stick it up my Juice Box && SUUUck IT <3.
Now we have that covered It's time for me to go (: , Bye <3
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love copy this on your page.
WHAT TO DO<3
When she walks away from you mad-[follow her]
When she stares at your lips-[kiss her] W
hen she pushes you or hits you-[grab her and dont let go] When she's quiet-[ask whats wrong]
When she ignores you-[give her your attention]
When she pulls away-[pull her back] W
hen you see her at her worst-[tell her shes beautiful] When you see her start crying-[just hold her and don't say a word]
When you see her walking-[sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
When she's scared-[protect her]
When she lays her head on your shoulder-[tilt her head up and kiss her]
When she steals your favorite hat-[let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you-[tease her back and make her laugh] When she doesn't answer for a long time-[reassure her that everything is okay]
When she looks at you with doubt-[back yourself up with the TRUTH]
When she says she likes you-[she really does more than you could understand]
When she grabs at your hands-[hold hers and play with her fingers]
When she bumps into you-[bump into her back and make her laugh]
When she tells you a secret-[keep it safe and untold] When she looks at you in your eyes-[don't look away until she does]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU-[SHE'S HURTING INSIDE]
When you break her heart-[the pain NEVER really goes away]
When she says it's over-[she STILL wants you to be hers] When she repost this bulletin-[she wants you to read it]
-DON'T let her have the last word -pretty and beautiful is so much better -say you love her more than she could ever love you -argue that she is the best ever -when she's mad hug her tight and don't let go -when she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her -because 10 years later she'll remember you -treat her like she's all that matters to you -tease her and let her tease you back -stay up all night with her when she's sick -watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid -give her the world -let her wear your clothes -when she's bored and sad, hang out with her -let her know she's important -kiss her in the pouring rain -when she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "who's butt am i kicking today baby?"
sky is blue water is wet i'll make you ****** i'll make you sweat pressed up against my body movin up and down slowly but firmly we'll move the ground *****is like math you subtract the cloths add the bed divide the legs and prey not to multiply kissing is a habit ****** is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby is a ***** a mother is a ******* this woulda never happened if the ******** rubber hadn't tore ****** is good ****** is fine doggy style & 69 just for fun or gettin paid everyone likes gettin laid
Wat To Do At Walmart.
WHAT TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 bottels of water and randomly throw them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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