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English language
The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

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ALL ABOUT ME

well, im VERY energetic! lol I AM SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN! I LOVE to dance, act and mabeye sing a little(not that im good at it). Im kinda short(5'2"), brown eyes, brown hair,93 lbs! And i luv to have a good time!!


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darkarthedain

Report | 04/04/2007 7:04 pm

darkarthedain

Hey its me and i want to tell you something
. THEY SAY iT TAKES A MiNUTE......
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send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved
angel_with_an_attitude93

Report | 03/23/2007 8:15 pm

angel_with_an_attitude93

hey girlie how ya been?
iWannaLoveYouForever29

Report | 02/26/2007 5:33 pm

iWannaLoveYouForever29

Hello, how are you?
how have you been?
darkarthedain

Report | 02/14/2007 7:07 pm

darkarthedain

happy valentines^^!!
angel_with_an_attitude93

Report | 02/14/2007 1:46 pm

angel_with_an_attitude93

YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED!!!

Spread the Gaian love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started hugging right away...!
angel_with_an_attitude93

Report | 02/11/2007 7:46 pm

angel_with_an_attitude93

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
random comment! so bored!

~angel~
iWannaLoveYouForever29

Report | 02/04/2007 2:53 pm

iWannaLoveYouForever29

I love the Vegie Tales Video, very cute
darkarthedain

Report | 02/04/2007 2:32 pm

darkarthedain

thanks^^ your is awesome too
angel_with_an_attitude93

Report | 01/30/2007 4:14 pm

angel_with_an_attitude93

u never comment on my pro! crying lol jk
angel_with_an_attitude93

Report | 01/29/2007 4:28 pm

angel_with_an_attitude93

hey