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Christinue
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Trial of Ian Comics
Behold, my comics!!
Christinue
User ImageCourt is now in session. I believe the defense has some new evidence.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Yes, your honor. Here is the tape I mentioned

*buzzzz.....video starts*

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh dear, the radio's exploded
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Well, whats on the television?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Looks like a penguin.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. I didn't mean the Television SET, I meant what program?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh, I'll switch it on and see... *humms while TV warms up*
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Odd that Penguin being there, I wonder what its doing...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Standing...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. I can see that!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. If it lays an egg, it'll roll down the back of teley.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh, we'll have to watch that!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Unless its a male.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Looks fairly butch
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Perhaps its from next door?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Next door?? Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the artic!!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. BERMA!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Why did you say Berma?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. I panicked.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Perhaps its from the zoo?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Which zoo?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. How should I know? I'm not Dr bloody Bernofsky!!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. How would Dr Bernofsky know?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. He knows everything.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh, I wouldn't like that. Take all the Mystery out of life. Anyways, if it was from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. No it wouldn't! They don't stamp animals. They wouldn't stamp a huge lion!!!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. They stamp them when they're small.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. What happens when they molt?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Lions don't molt!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. But penguins do! THERE! I've run rings around you logically!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!
*Neko appears on the television screen behind a news desk*
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Hello, it's just after eight o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

*BOOM- penguin explodes*

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. How'd she know that was going to happen?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. *still on TV* It was an inspire guess!
***End Video***
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. So, uh, what did that have to do with anything?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Nothing, i just like hearing NPCs doing obscure Monty Python sketches.
User Image End session for today! Recess...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Hey, that girl on the video looked familiar!!!

Christinue
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
User Image Ask me your questions, DBot.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is your name?
User Image Leon
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat.. is your quest?
User Image To Guard the people of Gaia.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. What is your favorite color?
User Image Blue.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. You may pass.
User Image Oh man, that was easy!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is your name?
User Image Ian!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat.. is your quest?
User Image To sell discount clothing to the people of Gaia.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat.. is the capital of Cambodia?
User Image Uh. uh.. I don't know that! *screams, falling into pit under the court room*
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
User Image *giggle* He's cute.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is your name?
User Image Well.. duh.. I'm Sasha.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat.. is your quest?
User Image I.. like sell... cool stuff... and fashions.. and kiss guys in masks... and...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is your favorite color?
User Image Um.. like blue.. oh no wait.. red... *Screams, tossed into pit under court room*
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Stop! To those seek the next part of the trial must answer me these questions three, there the logic in you can see.
User Image Go on, ask me your questions, DBot.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is your name?
User Image I am Gino Gambino, son of Johnny Gambino.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat.. is your quest?
User Image To be the sexiest and richest man in Gaia..
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Whaat... is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
User Image What do you mean? African or European?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Uh.. uh.. I don't know that!? *screams, thrown into pit under the court room*
User Image How is that you know so much about swallows?
User Image You have to know these things being the richest man in Gaia.

Christinue
User Image Uh, Meredith, could you take the stand again.
User Image *comes up to the stand*
User Image She's a witch, burn her burn her!
User Image How do you know she is a witch?
User Image She looks like one!
User Image She does got a wart.. and the nose!!
User Image This isn't my nose.. its a false one!! And they dressed me like this!
User Image Did you dress her like this?
User Image No no no... well maybe... just a little.... But she does got a wart!!
User Image She turned me into a newt!!!
User Image A newt??
User Image I.. I got better.
User Image Ok, so, what do you do with witches?
User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Image Burn them.. Burn them!!!
User Image And what do you also burn?
User Image More witches!!
User Image Churches!!
User Image W.. wood?
User ImageGoood.... And what else do you do with wood?
User Image Build a Bridge out of her!!!
User Image Ah, but cannot you also make a bridge out of stone...
User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageHmm.. uh... oh.. ummm....
User Image Does wood sink or float?
User Image N.. no.. it floats.. THROW HER INTO THE RIVER!!!
User Image Eh.. ah... what else floats?
User Image Uh.. apples... very small rocks... churches...
User Image A duck!!
User Image You are correct sir! So, what does this mean?
User ImageI.. if she weighs.. as much as a duck, she's made outta wood...
User Image And therefore...?
User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Image A witch.. a witch!!!
User Image To my largest scales!

*take Meredith to the scales... she weighs as much as a duck*
User Image *sigh* It was a fair coup.
User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Image A witch a witch!! BURN HER BURN HER!!
User Image Who are you, good sir, that are so knowledgable in the ways of science?
User Image You have to know these sort of things being the richest man in Gaia.

Christinue
User Image
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... We have the defendent.. GUILTY. Bring forth Ian for sentencing.
User Image
*Ians comes up*
User Image Bring forth.. THE COMFY CHAIR!!
User Image *rolls up a large, comfy looking arm chair*
User Image SIT... IN THE CHAIR!
User Image*sits in the chair*
User Image Comfortable?
User Image Mm.. yes, quite.
User Image For you sentence, you shall remain in the comfy chair until a time is suggested... you may not leave the chair.. except to use the rest room.. and to get afternoon tea.
User Image Uh.. alright.
User Image It doesn't seem to be doing the job, sir!
User Image Then we shall poke him... WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS.
User Image *pokes Ian with a soft cushion* Its not working either sir!!
User Image Do you have all of the stuffing in one corner.
User Image Y.. yes sir! *poke poke*
User Image He must be made.. of stronger stuff!!

Christinue
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Hi, my name is Gino... and I'm an addict.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image Hi Gino!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Well... I... um.. Well, when my father died, I...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. CATNIP.... Give me some freakin' n** man.. I'm jonsing.. JONSING i say!!
User Image Whoa, furry frenzy. Look, get some coffee and take a bit of air. And let the kid finish....
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. *cough* Um.. well, as I was saying, after my father died and I...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Hi guys, sorry I'm late...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Sasha...?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Gino..?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Woof..?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.What are you doing here?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. I was about the ask you the same thing??
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. I mean, this Addict Anonymous, right?
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Uh, yea...
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Oh, damn.. I thought this was Pyromaniacs Anonymous.. My bad..
User Image Yea, room 203.

Christinue
User ImageYou fight with the strength of many men, Sir Guard.
User Image....
User Image I am Gino, the Richest Man in Gaia.
User Image...
User ImageI seek the bravest and strongest to guard the Guilds of Gaia.
User Image...
User ImageYou have proved yourself worthy to join me. Will you join me?
User Image...
User ImageYou make me sad. So be it. Come Geebus!
User Image None shall pass.
User Image What??
User Image None shall pass.
User Image My quarrel is not with you, brave Sir, but I must cross this bridge to Gambino Island.
User ImageThen you shall die.
User Image As the Richest man in Gaia, I command you to stand aside!
User ImageI move.. for no man.
User ImageSo be it!
*Gino and the Guard fight. Gino hacks off his left arm and stands back*
User ImageNow stand aside, worthy adversary
User Image 'Tis but a scratch.
User ImageA Scratch?? Your arms off.
User ImageNot it isn't.
User ImageWell what's that then??
User ImageI've had worse.
User ImageYou lie.
User ImageCome on you pansy!
*fighting continues, Gino hacks off his other arm*
User ImageThe victory is mine. *kneels* I thank thee Lord that in Thy mer...
User ImageCome on then.
User ImageWhat? *is kicked* Look, you are indeed brave, Sir Guard, but the fight is mine.
User Image Oh, had enough eh?
User ImageYou stupid b*****d, you haven't got any arms left.
User ImageYes I have!
User Image Look!
User ImageTis but a flesh wound. *kicks Gino*
User Image Stop that!
User Image Chicken chicken...
User ImageLook I'll have your leg. *kicked* Right! *hacks off guard's leg*
User ImageI'll do you for that!
User ImageYou'll what??
User ImageCome here!
User ImageWhat are you gunna do? Bleed on me?
User ImageI'm invinceable.
User ImageYou're a looney.
User Imagehe Guard of Gaia always triumphs! Have at you! *other leg is cut off* Alright... we'll call it a draw.
User ImageCome Geebus...
User ImageRunning away eh? You yellow b*****d! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!





 
 
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