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Dear hooker,

There is a hole in my p***y when you're not around. I've tried filling it with meaningless vibrators. I took a class on ******** to try and get my mind off it. I've eaten 1000 whole p***y juice boxes to try and comfort myself. I even took a trip to try and get away. The airline lost my slave, but I did end up bringing back a sex slave. What I'm saying is, nothing can ever replace the way you make me ********.

Sexually yours,