I'm talking about that Burger King commercial where that black cowboy dude sings about the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch burger. Turns out that dude is really Darius Rucker, lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish. Unless you looked up "Burger King" on the News Search feature of Yahoo!, you probably would have no idea that was him. Anyway, the lyrics.
When my belly starts a-rumblin'
And I'm jonesin' for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts that grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right down to your knees
As tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don't front you 'cause you got the juice
There's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
Though it tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies com true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get the veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you to have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
Hear the whole song here.
In other news, I managed to find some monstrosity of a banning in Feedback. Some guy made a bump thread there (grounds for spamming). Apparently, he was flaming the mods for moving his topic, and decided that he might as well flame n00blets, newbs and anyone else that was there. Then he made this awful post.
Holy Saraphim
i hacked this account.so i dont care wat the hell happens to it.
Proof
Somehow, I think this guy was doing the brown acid and seeing spiders after he made that post.
