Here we bring you the second issue of the Cracked News!
In this issue we would like to let you know that the only thing we own are the Ideas behind the happenings. The characters and such portraited aren't ours. They belong to others. This is merely a fan-fiction type thing.
Vampires! Werewolves! Ghosts! Oh My!
This issue is jam packed with supernatural goodies. And hey, we may even throw in a zombie or two to add entertainment.
Heh.
A fish obsessed vampire was recently found to have fathered a family while alive. The current living relative, a girl, has been dropped off on his doorstep and given over for custody. She was heard saying something along the lines of "He can follow any rule, but you have to follow his." Following this she broke as many rules as she could and giggled the whole time. "He even tried to entice me with one of his prize possessions." Said the girl as she walked out of the house one day. She hasn't been seen entering or exiting the house recently, but she still is known to be alive. She still currently attends classes at an undisclosed High School and goes to work afterwards. There seems to be nothing but time for this relationship to keep up.
In other news, a well known vampire was found headless in a house. The body melted away, after the bible page had been pulled off and the sacred and blessed bayonet had been removed. Later this same vampire was found with a grin as he walked quickly towards a priest and shot him in the head. The priest, of course, fell over. But soon after stood back up as the hole in his head closed up and the bullet fell out with an equally insane grin painting his lips. They are to this hour still fighting. More to come.
A female vampire has finally found her twin. Both missing each other for almost a mellenia. The family reunion was witnessed by multiple vampires and was very touching many said.
Recently a Female Vampire by the name of Pandora was turned into a human again. This was after attempting to take a little bit of blood from a witch. The witch in question said it was all she could think to do at the moment. Later in the month this same vampire-turned-human was drained and turned into a ghost. She currently haunts the one she loves and the house that someone built for her.
And thats all for now. Keep watching for the next issue. It will have an update on the epic battle between the priest werewolf and the well-known vampire.
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 AyoraPandora · Sat Apr 28, 2007 @ 04:13am · 1 Comments |
