About 73% of the kids that go to my school are one or more of the following things:
1. Cracked up on drugs
3. Just plain retarded
All things showing, they are still horrible liars. As for those who do not know, I go to an automotive college called UTI. It's somewhere near Chicago, but anyway, back to the subject at hand.
There is this kid in my class that lives in Rockford, IL and from the rumors that I hear, Rockford is kinda "Illinois' Drug Capital" The way this kid acts, I believe it. Sitting in class one day, some kids start talking to him, and all of a sudden I hear "Yea, I'm a ninja" Not in one of those "Not really, I'm just screwing with you" tones, this kid thinks he's a real deal ninja. I start laughing my a** off. He turns to me and says "What's so funny? I've been training for years!" Between the tears of laughter I manage to spit out "You're ******** stupid, you are like 18." For some reason, Barry the Ninja just doesn't sound good. Then he got pissed and stormed out of the classroom attempting to punch the door open on the way out. At this point the whole table is laughing at ninja kid because of the many many stupid things that he has said before. Here is a short list:
I can stop bullets.
Yea, I could kill a lion with my bare hands.
Can you not see? Are your eyes too weak?
I'm smarter than all of you, I live with my parents.
Why would you go to a doctor? I know more than any of those people.
I think it would be fun to fight a dinosaur!
and many many more....
And when I thought I was rid of this kid, he winds up in the next class I'm taking. Oh boy, I just can't wait for him to run around the shop with a pair of wrenches pretending to be a ninja confused
I have come to fix your car!
Somebody PLEASE drug test this kid! gonk