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It has come to my conclusion that:
About 73% of the kids that go to my school are one or more of the following things:

1. Cracked up on drugs
2. Stupid
3. Just plain retarded

All things showing, they are still horrible liars. As for those who do not know, I go to an automotive college called UTI. It's somewhere near Chicago, but anyway, back to the subject at hand.


There is this kid in my class that lives in Rockford, IL and from the rumors that I hear, Rockford is kinda "Illinois' Drug Capital" The way this kid acts, I believe it. Sitting in class one day, some kids start talking to him, and all of a sudden I hear "Yea, I'm a ninja" Not in one of those "Not really, I'm just screwing with you" tones, this kid thinks he's a real deal ninja. I start laughing my a** off. He turns to me and says "What's so funny? I've been training for years!" Between the tears of laughter I manage to spit out "You're ******** stupid, you are like 18." For some reason, Barry the Ninja just doesn't sound good. Then he got pissed and stormed out of the classroom attempting to punch the door open on the way out. At this point the whole table is laughing at ninja kid because of the many many stupid things that he has said before. Here is a short list:

I can stop bullets.
Yea, I could kill a lion with my bare hands.
Can you not see? Are your eyes too weak?
I'm smarter than all of you, I live with my parents.
Why would you go to a doctor? I know more than any of those people.
I think it would be fun to fight a dinosaur!
and many many more....

And when I thought I was rid of this kid, he winds up in the next class I'm taking. Oh boy, I just can't wait for him to run around the shop with a pair of wrenches pretending to be a ninja confused

I have come to fix your car!
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Somebody PLEASE drug test this kid! gonk

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comment Commented on: Wed Mar 16, 2005 @ 05:23pm
lol *laughs hysterically* are you serious? makes me wonder how this guy ever got into college...be careful vice, this crazy a** might judo chop you with a crack needle.

xd superb ninja pic!! wink

comment Commented on: Wed Mar 16, 2005 @ 07:50pm
Well he might not be a ninja, but I am! ninja

blaugh xd

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A Divine Soul
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comment Commented on: Mon Mar 21, 2005 @ 01:24am

comment Commented on: Sun Apr 03, 2005 @ 06:03am
*Has not commented or even talked to Vice in ages*

Oh man Vice your entrys are just the things i need when i feel like s**t XP

You should just go up to the ninja one day and test his reflexes like Napoleon did to Kip XD

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comment Commented on: Fri May 13, 2005 @ 06:29am

comment Commented on: Tue Jun 21, 2005 @ 05:11am
That's oh-so absolutely hilarious.

Well, my friend met a real-deal seventeen year old ninja (Well, self-proclaimed title...) who was training in Karate for twelve years. He showed my friend's friend what he could do.

Yeah, it was a playfight, but never in my life have I seen a fifteen year old fly like that. I got it on camera, too biggrin . Now THAT'S one real deal ninja ninja .

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