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Jupi's Comedic Rants
Jupi rants about everything he finds wrong with the world. Being emo, that's about everything. Someone that came before us screwed up, and now nothing makes sense.
Jupi - PSSA Edition!

Well, we're taking the PSSAs, some standardized test, this week and I would like to give my opinion. First, I hate writing, unless it's about my little fictional world. However, despite that i hate writing, i'm pretty good at it. Writing is part of the PSSAs, btw. Second, the rest of the actual test isn't bad. What I really hate is the week before, which I declare "PiSSa Review Week". In PiSSa Review Week, we write essay after essay in 786546745 different subjects every day. I don't think i even did one. LolI got PiSSa'd and refused to do even one. When my parents get some crappy school email saying that I didn't do my homework(essay) I tell them that it's bullcrap and I hated it. Then they tell me that life's tough and i'm going to have to deal with it. If life is supposed to be tougher than it is right now, that's basically encouraging me to kill myself. Of course i'm not, but really, that isn't much of a motivation to know that life is even harder.
Also, someone crashed into Mason's neighbor's(the "drug dealer" one) car. Lol, he showed me a picture of it rofl It probably has dents all over it from airsoft bullets.

I also got the "Ask A Ninja" podcast. Holy crap it is funny. For example-

Do ninjas ever fall in love?
-No, ninjas glide silently into love with two swords drawn!

If you could kill any historical figure or figures, who would you kill, how would you do it, and why?
-Yes.

How do ninjas raise their children?
-From the dead.

How many people have you wrongly killed?
-Just one. But I went back the next day and killed him correctly.

ASK A NINJA DVD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN! ASK A NINJA DVD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN! ASK A NINJA DVD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN!
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commentCommented on: Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 09:22pm
rofl


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