I`VE DONE _ STUPID THINGS OUT OF 36"
The more [X]'s the dumber your are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 9
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 13
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 16
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 17
[ ] When you're laying , you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many timein beds a day.
So far: 18
count them up and put "I've done____ stupid things out of 36"
· Mon Mar 05, 2007 @ 04:33am · 3 Comments