...I had a dream that I got a lunch detention.
& I said out loud HOW THE HELL DID I GET A LUNCH DETENTION?
Because I'm the quiet, rule-abiding one.
Mrs. Wickerd rolled her eyes.
Mrs. Wickerd!? YOU GAVE IT TO ME?
YES! YOU ONLY DID ONE LESSON & THEN LOGGED OFF!
I ONLY HAVE 10 LESSONS LEFT!!
WELL YOU TREATED THE SUB BADLY!
I DID NO SUCH THING!
She started quoting what I said to the sub.
I NEVER SAID THAT!!
I was yelling at my teacher. ._.
Then later in my dream, I borrowed a scary movie.
In the movie (starring me & Morgan Freeman) people were being mass murdered.
& when any computer went into sleep mode, the screen showed these people being slaughtered.
The stupid thing was- I was playing the DVD on my computer.
I was like THATS IT I DONT WANNA WATCH IT.
& when I tried to turn my computer off, it stayed on- IN SLEEP MODE. D:
So I unplugged every cord.
& it was still on.
In my dream, I forgot to shower when I went to my mom's house.
Then all the SAVE kids came in & started being loud in my bedroom.
Sarah touched my back & said I was "All hot & ... sticky".
I'm like yeah, I'm just a rly hot person, brb.
I went into the kitchen & said to my mom-
"This probably isn't the best thing to ask considering we only have one bathroom & the other room is filled with like 20 people, but can I go take a shower?"
Instead of just saying yes, but be quick, she said.
"You're not skinny."
In my dream, Sheepie told me to press the rampage button on my wii remote & all my bebe elephants charged out the door of the gym.
I tackled one & it ran us over the edge of the grand canyon & onto a little cliff.
"SHEEPIE!! GET HELP!" "kk"
She jumped onto the cliff I was on, grabbed the bebe elephant, & jumped into the space between the cliff & the edge of the canyon.
"SHEEPIE!!! GO INTO THE GYM & GET HELP!!" "kk"
So she climbed out & got a van. I grabbed onto the bumper so she could pull me out.
Then SHE BACKED UP. INTO THE CANYON.
"SHEP, NOO!! FORWARD!" "kk"
So she pulled me out... & THEN BACKED UP AGAIN.
I woke up when she finally pulled me out.
Earlier in my dream, I had friends over at my house in Cali.
My dad had a cabinet in his room full of alcohol, so I went in & got a bottle of vodka.
After my friends all had some, I finished it, but nothing happened.
During my nap, I was at my old house in Cali.
It was very dark out & someone had redone my house & the house next door.
Theirs was really nice-- yellow with silver trim.
& ours was HUGE inside.
Everything was elegant & covered in huge (probably fake) jewels.
The bathtub was made of brown & tan tiles & my dad asked if I liked it.
I said yeah, except for the Jesus tiles.
Someone really religious must have done our house.
It was different & I didn't like it much.
It wasn't like my home. For once, I was afraid of it at night.
So foreign & creepy; I just wanted to be home again.
In my dream, my dad & I were fighting a dragon. The dragon scorched my dad (who was in a dolphin suit) & dragged the body back into his castle along with a gas grill sitting behind him.
Under the gas grill was another dolphin suit. My dad was sleeping in it.
My whole family showed up & we were at Great America when the dragon attacked again.
He didn't get anyone, but ********, that was scary.
Then we got on a big bus/bike & I was backseat driving.
We were at a carnival & I saw a flan booth.
We turned around & found a box called NIOLD, but somehow with 4 letters, 11 pack of spoiled food.
I saw one with pineapples & another with big jars of pickles.
When I woke up, I couldn't talk or see.
My dad & I went to the Imperial Garden which looked more like a museum.
He admired the complex way the artist put the weird sculptures & scenes together & I was like 'ooh pretty'.
Then I hopped on their perfect flowers & threw coins into a fountain.
Then I went to a bed that looked just like my old one.
My dad turned into my mom & she left.
I told her to come back to see a neat trick the bed did when I saw George.
He was all cowboyed up & standing in line to see the next section of the (very weird) garden/museum.
I asked him to watch for my mom & she popped into the room & scurried off again. Then came back.
My mom & I went into the next section which was this statue of a woman & a tree nearby. The statue spat razors at my mom & crows shot me with the same.
& shot at them & put up my shield like a video game.
Then we ran down this loooong road & saw a tractor, a car, & a radio booth.
Birds were driving each one.
The birds that shot at me wouldn't stay dead, so we tried to steal the bird's car, but the radio was so loud, I couldn't hear the bird talk.
I tried to turn off the radio (I had my computer music on all night), but it just wouldn't shut off.
We hopped in the bird's car & he cooked us food. The car was soooo small, though.
There's a whole first half of the dream that I can't remember.
Ooh. I remembered.
I had a handful of cigarettes in my hand in my old bedroom in California.
My dad was coming so I threw them into my closet.
He saw some & took them, but I still had a lot.
I had my own society in the middle of nowhere based on farming.
Butterflies planted & picked strawberries & the older boys plowed the fields. Most of the little kids did some planting & played on the playground.
Everyone loved me except for this little wolf boy.
He called me a dictator, so I beat the crap out of him & everyone left me to die. D;
The only ones left were two sweet little butterflies in the strawberry patch.
We didn't have meat & we didn't have any crops yet, but we did have bottled water.
I asked do we have any non-drinking water to wash things?
They assured me we did, but I didn't see it.
We also had sprinklers (wtf) watering the crops.
"Is that dirty water or drinking water?"
The first one to come back was Billy.
I was SO ******** excited, so I gave him the biggest strawberry & a bottle of water & he was hapy. :>>>
The next was Brad... then soon everyone (except the douchebag wolf) came back as well.
I don't know how they got money or why we would need it, but it took three years to get 8$ & they bought doughnuts with it. xD
I went down to the West Field & went along an edge where I found a ton of coins.
I wanted to get more nice things for my people because they deserved it, But an Indian came after me & invaded my city. D;
Then I had to play arcade games against these aliens for some reason.
My dad & I were driving in this city & I saw two Dominoes pizza places & this baby in a carrot suit.
It was like 102 degrees out & I said "That bebe is going to fry."
Then I saw a HUGE church with one of those advertising signs that said "KFC SMALL SODA ONLY 8 BUCKS"
Then we wandered into the Imperial Garden.
I was part of a RLY rich family & the house was HUGE & I said
"THIS HOUSE WOULD BE AWESOME FOR HIDE & SEEK!"
& there was a piano & fancy food & I was like ILOVEFOOD.
& WE HAD METAL ON THE BOTTOM OF OUR SHOES SO WHEN WE WALKED IT WAS LIKE CLICK CLACK CLICK CLOP.
& then I was trying to get married to Tyler, but the priest was a mime & I was like IF THE PRIEST DOESN'T HAVE A TUX ON, I'M GONNA SLAP A b***h.
& then the mime had a tux & mime makeup, but he was talking.
Then the ground was on a huge angle & we were struggling to not fall to the left.
In the dream, I wasn't smoking it. (pot)
I was trying to, but everyone was bitching that I was taking forever.
Then I didn't have a lighter so I was like ******** IT.
In my dream last night, I was hoarding cigarettes.
& I had a coffee one, too.